Remember a few weeks ago, when Kim Kardashian went to the White House to meet Donald Trump. Well, yesterday she gave all the juicy details about their conversations to Jimmy Kimmel.
She said that when she walked into the Oval Office, her first words to him were, “Holy sh!t, we’re in the f*cking Oval Office.” Keeping it classy, of course. Then the two talked about unfair prison sentences and pardoning Alice Johnson.
A week later, as we know, he pardoned her, and he called Kardashian to tell her the good news. She was at a photoshoot at the time. One, that required her to be naked, of course, and she told them to get a robe. Personally, she would have gotten more out of him if she told him that. We know that is what he likes.
Anyways, she said she was the first one to tell Johnson the news, and they both were crying. Although, she had to hold back the tears because she did not want to ruin her makeup.
Since she gotJohnson freed, she gets a stack of letters from people asking her to help them out.
When it comes to Kanye West’s love for Trump. She explained he liked how he got into office, but he does not follow politics. Maybe if he did, then he would understand why he should change his opinion.
And I just wasted a whole post on this. Previous presidents got the best of the best celebrities to join them at 1600 Penn. This one gets Kimye and that is enough to show how awful this administration is.
Everyone has been talking about Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but there was even a more shocking incident that happened across the street.
The other day Jimmy Kimmel was walking on Hollywood Blvd and he saw a woman taking a photo by his star. He offered to take a photo with the star, and she was like no. She did not realize she was talking to him. The ABC late night host tried to do everything in his power to convince her and still nothing. Of course, at the moment no one else recognized him.
As she held her daughter as close to her body as she could, he could still not get her to accept the fact that she was talking to the man whose star she was taking a photo of. I guess ABC should put his photo on the front of his studio instead of just Jimmy Kimmel Live. This way people will recognize him if he is outside of it. Like they do with Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Fallon, James Corden, Stephen Colbert and Jay Leno. David Letterman blends in because of the beard.
Jeff Ross is known as the Roastmaster General, and recently he got roasted by some of the toughest roasters out there. Not other comedians, but kids.
Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, he gave them a lesson on how to put someone in their place and they are very quick learners. When it came time for them to be on the dais, they showed him how it is done.
Not only did he get a lesson in trash talking, so did I. I cannot wait to tell someone, “You are so ugly, Hello Kitty says goodbye!” Burn!
You know what, these kids are so good, Comedy Central should use them for their next Celebrity Roast. Too bad they already roasted Justin Bieber because he would have been great for them to roast up and spit out.
Ever since Jon Stewart left The Daily Show, we have barely seen him in public. Turns out that he has been there all along, we just did not know it. In fact he left the Big Apple for Hollywood after his show ended. Hollywood Boulevard that is. Why there? Because he is one of the people in costume on the boulevard of broken dreams. He is The Incredible Hulk.
Donald Trump has got him so angry, he has permantly turned into the green monster. Which is why he warned Mr. McGee not to make him angry because he would not like him when he is angry. Same goes for the guy in the White House.
So is Hulk a smash? Does not seem that way according to how he acted on Jimmy Kimmel Live when he was unmasked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeX5_9Y-JAo
Kaitlyn Strom went to a music festival with her boyfriend to see Miranda Lambert and they had a night they will never forget. That is because somethin’ bad happened to the 19-year-old when saw an oversized tailpipe, that was not attached to a little red wagon; and thought she could fit her head in there. She was right. But there was just one problem, what goes in does not always come out.
That is right, her head was stuck in the tailpipe and after 45 minutes, firefighters were able to set her free. And now she is famous in a small town. So famous that Jimmy Kimmel Live had to talk to her and the guy that the truck the tailpipe belongs to in Darwin, Minnesota. Yes, the future Darwin Award Winner is actually in Darwin!
Was Tom Wold mad that she got her head stuck in his tailpipe? Shockingly no. He is not even asking her to reimburse him. Which I would totally do! He is just glad she is OK.
What advice does the teen have for other people who might want to see if their head fits someplace it should not go? She tells them, “Curiosity goes a long way, but just don’t do it.” Good advice because I know when I have been high on sugar and other things or had too much to drink, I have tempted to do things and people I should not do. Thankfully, I stopped myself before I put my head in a tailpipe. That can be a warning parents can give their kids from now on. Have a good night, but don’t get your head stuck in a tailpipe like that girl from Minnesota, dontcha know.
