Jennifer Aniston was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday, and he asked her what rumors that have been reported about the tabloid darling are true.
The late night host started off by asking if the cover story about her and Barack Obama is true. Thankfully, Michelle Obama has nothing to worry about.
That was the first rumor. Here are other others: Did she get a salmon sperm facial? Did she spend $4,000 on an anti-aging water filter for her dogs? Does she travel with jars of olives? Does she have the ashes of her therapist in her home? Does she have a black belt in Jujutsu? When she was 11, did she have a painting of hers hanging at the Museum of Modern Art in Manhattan? Did she belly dance for her family when she was a kid?
There was a rumor about her that I felt bad for her about. One time, when she was nude in a sauna, a fan asked her for a selfie. Does that photo exist? It does not because she refused to do it.
You would think that Earth Girls are Jeff Goldblum’s biggest fans. And you would be wrong.
Yesterday, on Jimmy Kimmel Live, we discovered who loves him the mostest. Who is it? Flies!
Why a fly? Back in 1986, Goldblum morphed into the flying bug in The Fly. And since then, he has been all the buzz in the insect world.
So, when they heard that he was going to be hosting the ABC late night talk show, they got tickets. And one of them got really close to the actor. So close, he sat on the desk and didn’t want to move. But the show had to go on. Therefore, the human fly gently lifted his friend onto a piece of paper and gave him to Guillermo to escort outside.
While he didn’t get an autograph, he got something better. He can tell his buddies that he met The Fly! He will be a legend for the remaining two weeks of his life.
Jimmy Kimmel is going fishing for the summer, but Jimmy Kimmel Live is not. So today ABC announced who will be filling in for him while he is on vacation.
Martin Short will start things off on Monday. He will be talking to Steve Martin, Selena Gomez, Melissa McCarthy, Sienna Miller, and Jelly Roll, and listening to Beck, Imagine Dragons, Jelly Roll, Beck, and The Warning.
In the following weeks, we see Anthony Anderson, Kathryn Hahn, Kumail Nanjiani, Lamorne Morris, Jeff Goldblum, RuPaul, and Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman sitting in his chair. I am assuming the last two will be hosting the week Deadpool and Wolverine come out to promote their film!
Who are you looking forward to watching? When it comes to me, I will give you a hint: ketchup and mustard.
Dakota Johnson was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday to talk about her movie Daddio, and she almost got the host to scream, “Daddio!”
The actress was able to get through her first segment without a problem. However, when they returned from commercial break, the strap on her black dress broke and she had to hold up the top of her gown so she didn’t wind exposing her left breast on television.
By some miracle, she got through it. Much to the disappointment of the men up watching.
And talking about men being up, she shared a story to Kimmel about the unique part they had to cast for the film and how they had to cast it.
There is a scene in the feature that calls for a dick pic. However, they could not use stock footage because well, you get it. They could not use a screen grab because what would happen if the man whose penis that was saw it being used without his permission.
What to do? The props master reached out to 15 of her male friends, who sent in photos of just their dicks. Then Dakota, her producing partner, and the director looked at the pictures thoroughly and narrowed it down to two. Eventually, they found their star.
Even though he was ready for his closeup, his identity remains a mystery! So even he doesn’t know he was the lucky stiff.
Talking about dicks. Why didn’t Kimmel take off his jacket and give it to her to put on? She looked so embarrassed trying to get through the interview with the broken strap. It probably would’ve been easier for her if she was able to cover up with his jacket.
