Miley Cyrus was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday. Jimmy Kimmel asked her a simple question, and she gave him an answer no one was expecting.
What was it? He wanted to know what people get her for Christmas. That is when the singer told him that she has a problem with the holiday. Why? Because she has a phobia of…PAPER.
What? Just the thought of it makes her gag. She hates it when people with dry hands touch paper or cardboard boxes.
It all goes back to when she was a kid, and her brothers would rub paper together when her family traveled by car from Nashville to Toronto to see her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, who was working on Doc.
Not only does she have a problem with wrapping paper, but she also won’t read letters, sign contracts, or allow unopened boxes in her home.
Her phobia is getting so bad that it is starting to affect her daily life. She says she knows she needs to get help.
Hopefully, she will get it. Because no matter how much technology makes things easier for her. Paper is here to stay.
Yesterday, the fans were lined up outside of the Jimmy Kimmel Live studio in Hollywood, but then they were told that the taping was cancelled.
However, no explanation was given. According to Late Nighter, it was due to a “personal matter.”
This would not be the first time he has done that. He did it because he had a burst appendix, his son’s heart operation, COVID, and his grandchild’s birth.
Hopefully, all is well with the Kimmels, and he will be back hosting his show against donald trump’s wishes.
Before Kat Dennings was a broke girl on 2 Broke Girls, she broke her habit of peeing in the bed. She looks the same now as she did when she was 12 in that 1999 PSA about bedwetting.
If you want to hear what she told Jimmy Kimmel about that PSA and what she got from it, then click here!
Donald Trump says he doesn’t need a lot of sleep, and that is probably because he has a lot of nightmares, similar to the type that Ebenezer Scrooge had in A Christmas Carol.
Tonight, he was visited by the Ghost of President Past, the Ghost of President Present, and the Ghost of President Future.
The Past was played by Seth Meyers, who was there hosting the White House Correspondents’ Dinner when Barack Obama made the joker look like such a fool that he decided to run for president because of that night.
The Present stars Stephen Colbert, whose monologues have driven micro-stem so crazy that he thinks he got The Late Show host fired.
Finally, we welcome Jimmy Kimmel, who just won’t go away and will still haunt him in the future.
I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to see A Donald Trump President Carol. Sadly, unlike Scrooge, I don’t think he will ever change. Therefore, only MAGAts get a happy ending, and we are all the Tiny Tim’s in the story.
While this movie will never happen, we got a glimpse of what the poster for The Three Ghosts would look like.
Kimmel brought Jimmy Kimmel Live to Brooklyn this week and had Colbert on as a guest. Meyers was there to support his brother, Josh, who reprised his role of Gavin Newsom. The California Governor is another one of Trump’s nightmares, but that is a different Charles Dickens book.
Back to the Three Wise Men of Late Night, I love that picture of them together, rubbing salt in Trump’s wounds. And with his laser-thin skin, there are so many wounds, which is why we are in the mess. The fact that at 79, he is still obsessed with revenge and not enjoying his old age with his family is so sad, but not as sad as the state that America is in because of him.
After three days, Jimmy Kimmel rose up to the occasion, and he understood the assignment.
A week ago, Jimmy Kimmel Live was “preempted indefinitely” due to what is easily assumed to be pressure from an orange, thin-skinned man with a micro-stem.
His suspension was felt across the country as people debated what free speech and the First Amendment are, which some still don’t understand. But that is a whole other debate. And right now, America has a debating problem because people only want to hear their side and refuse to come to a middle ground.
However, yesterday, both sides went to YouTube after 11:35p EDT to hear what Kimmel said on his first night back from suspension. I would say they tuned into ABC, but Nexstar and Sinclair reportedly still need something from the FCC, so they are still not airing the late night talk show.
That is sad because their viewers missed out on a poignant monologue that was heartfelt at times, humorous at others, self-reflecting, honest, and uniting at others.
Plus, they didn’t get to see Robert De Niro do what that FCC wannabe tough guy wishes he could do. Only New Yorkers (and some people from Jersey) can threaten people without people knowing they are being threatened. He is from DC. He only knows how to threaten other politicians, and even they are like, “Girl, please.”
The other night on Late Night, Seth Meyers explained perfectly why donald trump is the butt of so many jokes. It is not because he is an ass, which he is. It is because, well, listen to what Seth (who I say is the best late night host currently on TV) has to say, and it will all make sense. So the only person hurting micro-stem is micro-stem, just like the only person touching his micro-stem is himself, because we know Melania ain’t Toad the Red Mushroom (thank you, Stormy Daniels, for the image) touching with an inch pole.
