We know that Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are best friends and have been that way before they were famous.
But did you know they were roommates with Casey Affleck when they first moved to LA? They were. And James Corden wanted to know what it is like to live with Matt Damon, so he asked Ben Affleck about that when Mr. Jennifer Lopez was on The Late Late Show yesterday.
“I would not suggest living with him,” Affleck declared. “One of the things he blocks out is when you finish something, it has to be washed or thrown away.”
Instead of the Afflecks telling their roommate to clean up after himself, they opted to stop cleaning up after him. They wanted to see how long it would take him to wash a dish or throw something out.
Did Damon realize what was going on? Nope. So after two weeks of filth and a few maggots all over their apartment, they gave into his messy ways because he won.
So Affleck said that Damon’s wife, Luciana Bozán Barroso, has earned a special place in heaven. However, I am sure that the actor learned how to clean up after himself. After all, he is living with his wife and four daughters. With that much estrogen in the house, he has learned he has to submit to them.
Yesterday was the Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl at SoFi Stadium, and men discovered something funny when they went to the bathroom. That thing was Matt Damon staring up at them from the urinal.
Someone put the actor’s face on the urinal cakes. Who was it? Kimmel claims, “We don’t know who did this.” But I don’t believe him. Do you?
Jimmy Kimmel announced on his show tonight that he will be taking the summer off from his late night talk show. He says that he just wants to take a break to be with his family, and everything is fine with and between them.
However, I am not so sure that can be said anymore. That is because his wife, Molly McNearney., was seen coming out of the room that Matt Damon has secretly been staying in. I guess the women in his life can’t help but to f*ck Matt Damon. Do you blame them?
Back to Jimmy Kimmel Live, while the talk show’s namesake is on vacation, several people will be filling in for him. Please let Matt Damon be the first one!
You do not have to be a football fan to know that Tom Brady had a good throwing arm. Jimmy Kimmel wanted to see it in person. Therefore, he took him to a house and told him to throw a pigskin through a window. What the Patriot did not know is that window belongs to his #1 fan Matt Damon.
When Matt Damon came out and saw who broke his window, he was OK with it. All he wanted was a photo with the quarterback. Was the ABC host going to let him get that? What do you think? Of course not.
The biggest takeaway from this bit is that Tom Brady cannot act to save his life. That has to be some of the worst acting I have ever seen and I watch really cheaply done horror movies.
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Jimmy Kimmel, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon went to the LA Dodgers vs the Boston Red Sox World Series game yesterday. The arch neminises wore shirts that read “I’m with stupid” and an arrow that points to the other one. It worked great for them during their photo op, but not when they were watching the game. That is because Affleck sat in between them and both arrows pointed towards him. Which means he is the stupid one with them. Poor Ben Affleck.
