Tell Me Lies’ Jackson White was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday, and he talked about filming sex scenes with his real-life and on-screen girlfriend, Grace Van Patten.
Well, not the salacious details, but how he got notes from the higher-ups about how he was doing it wrong, at least for camera.
They told him he had to work on his thrusting. What was wrong with it? He was doing some sort of wave, and they just wanted the vanilla version with any fudge ripple! So that is what he gave them and her!
In case you were wondering, he is the only one who got that note! Do you think that is a good or a bad thing?
Jimmy Kimmel Live was nearly cancelled a few months ago, and his future beyond next year is uncertain. Therefore, his yummy sidekick, Guillermo, needs to find a new way to make money. And he has.
The Mexican immigrant is living the American Dream and selling Salsa in three different levels of heat intensity.
Mild Guillermo may be one of the most caliente men on television, but he understands that not everyone can take that much heat. Mild delivers farm-fresh flavor with just a whisper of fuego. Because non-spicies are people too (probably).
Medium Not too hot. Not too mild. Just right. Made with chopped tomatoes, lime juice, cilantro, and un poquito jalapeño. The kind of salsa that’ll tickle your mustache a little and gets you dancing like Guillermo after a shot of tequila.
Hot Deciding between heat and flavor? Por qué no los dos? Guillermo’s Hot Salsa turns up the heat with habañero for a kick spicier than a telenovela and a taste that’s just as delicious.
“I dreamed about this salsa back in 2003,” said Guillermo Rodriguez. “Now you can eat my American dream. It’s made with beautiful ingredients that everyone can pronounce.”
Those ingredients, chopped tomatoes, lime juice, onions, cilantro, and peppers, are the same that his abuela used when she made it for him.
Guillermo’s Salsa is available at Costco starting today and will be sold in other stores in the future.
donald trump keeps bragging about how he has aced a cognitive test three times, and no one has scored as high as he has.
So, Jimmy Kimmel decided to see if he could beat the president at that too.
Did he? Yes, because the host, who more people want to watch, does not show signs of dementia, and knows that a rhino is not a hippopotamus and a camel is not a giraffe.
Now that you have seen what the test is, do you think you could also perfect it?
Can we all agree this was a brilliant way to troll Mr. Micropenis? However, you know, that the orange one is going to say that Kimmel cheated.
Mark Hamill is one of the most recognizable stars in the World because of a movie he made almost 50 years ago. However, he doesn’t look like he did when he made that little movie called Star Wars.
So will people recognize him if he hung out by his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? That is what Jimmy Kimmel wanted to find out. Therefore, Jimmy Kimmel Live left them for a few hours to find out.
The good news is that he saw his long-lost father. The bad news is that he is not the only one who didn’t know who he was.
donald trump is doing everything in his power to get Jimmy Kimmel fired, like he most likely did to Stephen Colbert. But it didn’t work.
Bloomberg is reporting that Kimmel signed on to host Jimmy Kimmel Live for another year. In fact, this decision was made months ago, but they delayed the announcement due to Colbert’s contract not being renewed.
Kimmel was suspended in September for comments that were misunderstood about Charlie Kirk. Disney felt pressure from the FCC, the right-wing station group affiliates, and Karens to do so, so they did.
Kimmel’s renewal is important because next season, only he, Jimmy Fallon, and Seth Meyers will have late night talk shows on broadcast television. Late night has taken a ratings hit in recent years, so its fate is in question. But then again, that has been said about Soap Operas and sitcoms, and they are still around.
UPDATE: Jimmy Kimmel confirmed the news by saying, “I am pleased to announce another no-talent year!”
