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ABC is coming up Short this Summer
April 30th, 2025 under ABC, Jimmy Kimmel, Martin Short, Steve Harvey, The Bachelor. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday, ABC announced that they made the brilliant decision to have Martin Short host the newest incarnation of Match Game, and today they told us when he will be making his debut in the role, along with the rest of their Summer programming.

MONDAY, JULY 7
8:00-10:01 p.m. “Bachelor in Paradise” (season premiere)

THURSDAY, JULY 10
8:00-9:00 p.m. “Celebrity Family Feud” (season premiere)
9:00-10:00 p.m. “Press Your Luck” (new episodes)

WEDNESDAY, JULY 16
8:00-11:00 p.m. “The 2025 ESPYS Presented by Capital One” (exclusively broadcast on ABC)

WEDNESDAY, JULY 23
8:00-9:00 p.m. “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” (season premiere)
9:00-10:00 p.m. “Match Game” (series premiere)

To read the show’s descriptions, then click here!

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How does Billy Idol feel about not getting into the Rock’n’Roll of Hall of Fame
April 29th, 2025 under Billy Idol, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

On Sunday, the dumb ass Rock’n’Roll Hall of Fame announced their 2025 inductees, and nominee Billy Idol was not on the list.

Yesterday, when he was on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the host asked him about it. “A lot of people, you don’t get in on your first time,” he said. “So, it is not the end of the world. I have a great album out. I’ve got a documentary coming out this year.” Outkast, The White Stripes, and Soundgarden can’t say that.

I have to admit that Idol is taking the pass over better than I am. That is why he has been rocking for almost 50 years and influencing the next generation of Rockers!

He cringed as he slowly put on his one pair of frozen leather pants that the label gave him for the Rebel Yell tour, so they could have multiple pairs.

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BTWF: Meghann Fahy in The Lost Valentine
April 15th, 2025 under Before They Were Famous, Betty White, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

Before Meghann Fahy had a bad first date in Drop, she met her perfect match in The Lost Valentine. How beautiful was the 20-year-old in that 2011 telemovie?

To hear what she told Jimmy Kimmel, what she learned from the legendary Betty White when they worked on that Hallmark film, then click here!

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Meghann Fahy’s unique and impressive talent!
April 10th, 2025 under Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

Everyone has a secret talent, and Meghann Fahy has one of the most intriguing ones I have ever seen.

What is yet? The other night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the White Lotus actress demonstrated that she has the ability to find someone’s nipples when they are wearing a shirt.

Kimmel didn’t think she could do it. But she grabbed his little boys without any problems.

He laughed like a teenage boy feeling his first boobs, and then covered them up! Just like the teenage girl who just had her boobs grabbed by him.

Fahy did not say how she developed this talent. But enquiring minds (mine) want to know!

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Jimmy Kimmel asked Pedro Pascal if Mister Fantastic’s penis stretches too?
March 25th, 2025 under Jimmy Kimmel, Pedro Pascal. [ Comments: none ]

Pedro Pascal was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday, and it was one of the host’s best interviews in a while. As in, I actually watched it all the way through and have a lot of good tidbits to write about.

Kimmel’s first question was about the actor’s coffee drink. Does he really have six shots of espresso in his coffee? The answer is yes. It used to be four, but the cups got bigger, and the shots got weaker, so that is why he upped the game.

What does he get from all of that caffeine? He says, “You get really high, and you answer emails and stuff.” Can you imagine how fast he types? And how nonsensical his emails sound?

Then they talked about his family. He has 34 first cousins, and Kimmel wanted to know if he could name them all. He got up to 23! Which would have been more impressive if we hadn’t known how caffeinated he was. I could probably name all of my third grade classmates if I drank that more espresso.

Then, it was time for The Last of Us questions! Pascal will share spoilers with his Uber driver, so if you want to know what is going to happen this season, pretend to be an Uber driver and kidnap him. Well, maybe not kidnap him.

Even though he was not going to spoil this season, he did wind up doing just that. “Everything turns out fine,” he told Kimmel. “It is a completely different show this season. Catherine O’Hara is in it. It’s funny. And everything’s fine.” Is it? We will find out on April 13th.

Finally, it was time to talk about The Fantastic Four: First Steps. Kimmel wanted to know “if all of Mister Fantastic’s body parts stretch?” After a few seconds, with a big smile on his face, he said, “Everything has to stretch!” So there you have it!

Although, doesn’t the penis stretch for most men, especially the ones on Viagra?

One last note. Kimmel did mispronounce his name. Whoopsie.

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