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Jimmy Kimmel finds a love match for Oscar the Grouch
February 14th, 2025 under Jimmy Kimmel, Sesame Street/Muppets. [ Comments: none ]

Sesame Street is celebrating its 55th anniversary, so they have something to celebrate. Who would be the best resident to promote the children’s education program? Oscar the Grouch, of course. And they sent him to Jimmy Kimmel Live. Well, actually, they sent Kimmel, his happy cousin Mickey, and her mom Aunt Chippy.

And that’s when things get interesting…

Aunt Chippy has been single for a long time, which is probably she is so grumpy. Kimmel wants her to find her soulmate, so he got her on The Golden Bachelor as a contestant. However, she slept through the Rose Ceremony and was eliminated on the first night.

Even though that didn’t work out, the host didn’t give up. So tonight, he set the Green Meanie up with the White Whiner, and it was love at first sight.

Their connection was so immediate that I will not trash their love. And just in time for Valentine’s Day!

Jimmy has been an asshole to his amazing Aunt for decades, so it was nice to see him finally do something nice for her, finally. Hopefully, the tides have turned in their relationship, and Aunt Chippy will find a special job for her nephew at her wedding to Oscar the Grouch. I also hope that Jimmy Kimmel Live airs their nuptials for all of us to enjoy!

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What name does Cher have on her driver’s license?
January 8th, 2025 under Cher, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

Cher was born as Cheryl Sarkisian, but we only know her as Cher. So, have you ever wondered what name she has on her driver’s license, even though she hasn’t driven in a long time?

That was something that Jimmy Kimmel pondered, so he asked the legendary on his show yesterday if her last name is on her DL. She told him, “I don’t have a last name.”

Cher then explained that it was not easy to get that done. She had to prove that people would only know her as Cher. I agreed with Kimmel on this one; you would think all she would have to do is walk in, and they would be like Cher. But it was not that easy.

Then I agreed with her when Kimmel kept asking her random questions, and she told him, “This is stupid!” Gd, I love her!

Back to her being able to only go by one name, who else do you think who could do that? I say Madonna, Prince, Beyoncé, Bono, Adele and Zendaya.

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Chris Martin and Dick Van Dyke’s duet gets All My Love
December 6th, 2024 under Dick Van Dyke, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

Chris Martin has been a fan of Dick Van Dyke since the first time he saw Mary Poppins. So, when the singer saw the actor, he invited him over to hang with him and his kids! And the actor accepted. From that moment on, they have had a sweet friendship!

One that led to Martin asking DVD to be in the music video for Coldplay’s new single All My Love. He said yes.

Spike Jonze offered to direct what turned out to be a living memorial for Van Dyke. They showed pictures and videos from his past, his whole family celebrating his 99th birthday early, and the beloved star singing and dancing with Martin.

It is a sweet tribute to one of the most loved people in the world for obvious reasons.

Gd bless him. He is still so with it and is just over a year away from turning 100.

The duo were coupled on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday. To hear the interview, then click here!

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Dave Bautista emasculates Donald Trump!
October 18th, 2024 under Donald Trump, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]


via Jimmy Kimmel Live

Donald Trump and most of the conservative male politicians think they are manly men. But they are not.

WWE legend Dave Bautista, who is as manly as you can get, decided to go after Trump where it hurts. His masculinity, or lack thereof it!

Just when you think there was nowhere left for Bautista to go, he went there. And I am here for every twist of Trump’s tiny balls and micro penis!

A real man doesn’t have to tell me he is a real man. He just is one! Maybe the likes of Tucker Carlson, Ted Cruz, Elon Musk, and Josh Hawley can try being real men instead of saying they are one. All I see are wannabe men with tiny penises who could never satisfy a woman in bed because they are so bad at it.

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Caption Matt Damon!
October 8th, 2024 under Caption the Celeb, Jimmy Kimmel, Matt Damon. [ Comments: none ]

This photo of Matt Damon has caption me written all over it, so go ahead and do it.

Or you can do what Jimmy Kimmel wants: “For his birthday, Matt asked that I post this and specifically asked that you do whatever you want with it. Please celebrate him appropriately.”

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