Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Before Jack Black demolished every scene he was in, if you blinked, then you would miss him in Demolition Man. Even with a bit role when he was 23 in that 1993 movie, he knew how to make the most of his camera time.

Before Jack Black was a con man in The Polka King, he was just beginning his life of crime on The Fall Guy. He looks the same now as he did when he was 14 in that 1984 episode. Well, without a beard.

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Scientists have concluded that if we all wear a mask, we can greatly slow the spread of COVID-19. However, there are a lot of Covidiots who refuse to wear one. Jack Black has a message for all of them.

Since words alone don’t seem to be getting through to them, he made a little video to get the message across. He says he wants you to be a hero and wear a mask. Not over your eyes, but your nose and mouth. Look at how much sexier he got when he put it on. I love a man in a mask over the lower half of his face. Hubba, hubba.

Please wear a mask. Do you want to be responsible for giving someone coronavirus, and them dying from it? It is not all about you when it comes to wearing one; it is about everyone else. We are all in this together. Or we should be.

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Tonight at 8p on NBC, Lisa Kudrow, Courteney Cox, Adam Scott, and Ben Stiller go to Jack Black’s house for Red Nose Day, and it might be the last time we ever see them. That is because they are taking part in the special Celebrity Escape Room.

The four of them will have to work together to solves ten puzzles in three different rooms. If they do that, then not only will they raise a lot of money to help children affected by COVID-19, they will also escape Jack Black and his billion-dollar ponytail.

The first room they enter is a bedroom with a lot of artifacts from the ’80s and their pasts. Will they be able to find out which items will help to unlock the door that will take them to their next adventure?

That place is a high school hallway. This location is not as easy as the first room. Things get even worse for Cox, who finds herself trapped in a room within the room, and the boys don’t do anything to free her. Eventually, Black guides them on the way that frees them all and takes them to the prom.

That’s right. It is time for them to go to biggest school dance of their lifetime. Once they are there, they will take part in a lifesize game of Simon that is harder to play then they thought.

Will this game ever end for them? Only when the fat lady sings. Since there are no fat ladies, the four of them will have to do a song together. Sadly, for Kudrow, she is not familiar with the popular tune.

Does that mean they will be stuck there forever like so many celebrities before them? You just have to tune in to find out. You also get to learn why we haven’t seen certain actors in a long time. They are being held captive in Black’s game.

Celebrity Escape Room is so much fun to watch; I hope that NBC turns this one-episode special into a series. I would love to see Black ask his Jumanji co-stars The Rock and Kevin Hart to do it. You know only one will survive if he does…

To those of you who celebrate Passover, Happy Passover from Jack Black and I.

Just one request. Please, don’t keep your doors open for Elijah this year. If ever there was year that the messiah wanted to visit, it is this one. I don’t know about you, but I am not ready for end of days. Even though it feels like it.

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