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Hey Lin-Manuel Miranda, is that Tony Award in your pocket? |
| September 21st, 2016 under In Your Pocket?, Lin-Manuel Miranda. [ Comments: none ]
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Lin-Manuel Miranda posed for GQ magazine and all I could look at was the Heights of his Hamilton. Seriously, I can’t be the only looking at his Tony winner. Aren’t you staring at it too?
If you can look up, then you will be like when did he get so hot? He looks like Robert Downey Jr in a way. That is not how he looked when he was in his little Broadway Musical. I approve of the change. He definitely made my Jabba Flow!
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Is that Kevin Bacon’s wild thing? |
| September 2nd, 2016 under Britney Spears, In Your Pocket?, Kevin Bacon. [ Comments: none ]
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Kevin Bacon and Britney Spears did an EE commercial together in London and he put on the red cat suit she wore in Oops…I Did It Again. And it looks like, oops…he did it again, as in revealing his six degrees like he did in his movie Wild Things. Which, as we know, is more footloose than 6 degrees!
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Jane says, Perry Farrell is that a mic in your pocket? |
| August 4th, 2016 under In Your Pocket?. [ Comments: none ]
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Bob Saget went to see Jane’s Addiction at Lollapalooza. After the show, he got to meet Perry Farrell and pose with him in a photo. But my eyes were not focused on their big heads, instead I was looking at their lower ones. I think we can all agree, the singer is pretty in tight pink pants.
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Is that 400 grams of cocaine in your undies or are you happy to see me? |
| April 5th, 2016 under In Your Pocket?. [ Comments: 4 ]
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A drug smuggler thought he could sneak 400 grams of cocaine between his legs past security at the Barajas Airport but the Policía Nacional in Madrid, Spain were able to detain before he could get away. Proving smuggling drugs between your legs is a woman’s job. That’s because us women can detect when a man is stuffing. Hate to burst your sock, but we know.
Now, I feel I have to say, women do not try to hide drugs between your legs. Not only is it illegal, if the condom breaks it can be deadly.
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Hey wax figure Mike Strahan, is that a candle in your pocket? |
| February 22nd, 2016 under In Your Pocket?, Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos, Madame Tussauds, Michael Strahan. [ Comments: none ]
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Today on Live with Kelly and Michael, Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan debuted their wax statues.
As I was looking to see who was the real person and which was the life-sized candle, I couldn’t help but to notice the carbon copy of the football player’s goal post. It was standing up taller than an uber fan watching their team score the winning touchdown during the Super Bowl game in the final minute of the fourth quarter. Or maybe the TV host put his microphone in his pocket and it went through the hole in pants and it is just standing there. Or maybe the sculptor made the wax statue as an exact duplicate of the person it is modeled after, and we just never noticed him before now.
What do you think is the explanation for the bulge? Or do you think I need help due to the fact that I noticed that? Because I am starting to lean towards the latter.
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