Post Malone was on Howard Stern’s show the other day, and the Shock Jock wanted to know if shit just comes to him when it comes to creating new tunes.
Post told him, “No, shit literally comes to me because I write all my songs on the can.” Actually, he gave more accurate numbers than that, “I’d say about 30% of all of my albums have been written on the shitter. And I’d say 60% of lyrics have been written on the shitter.”
The fact that the singer has written that much music there must mean he spends a lot of time on the porcelain throne. And he does. He is on there for an hour and a half to two hours. My butt went numb just thinking about that.
Talking about thinking. Malone has a special notepad to write the musical notes and words that comes to him as stuff comes out of his butt.
So, the next time you hear one of Post’s songs and think it sounds like shit, it is not an insult. It is what he was doing when he came up with that tune.
Jerrod Carmichael is recently out, so Howard Stern wanted to know if the comedian has found love when he was on the Shock Jock’s radio show today.
As of now, Carmichael is single and ready to mingle on Grindr. And he has the perfect weapon to get a man. What is it? It is a photo of him with Taylor Swift at Lena Dunham’s wedding. The actor says that it works on the men in New York City.
What also works on them are the promo photos Carmichael took when he hosted Saturday Night Lie earlier this month.
Personally, I don’t think he needs any of that. Carmichael is super nice and uber-talented. If you have never seen The Carmichael Show, you are missing out on one of the greatest sitcoms of all time. He is beyond brilliant, and any man would be lucky to have him.
Did you know that Dolly Parton created the music for her song 9 to 5 with her nails? It turns out that Dave Grohl does the same but with his teeth.
How does he do that? Yesterday, he gave Howard Stern a demonstration on the Shock Jock’s radio show.
Not only did the Foo Fighters singer show us how it’s done, but he also revealed that he is not the only band member of Nirvana who did it. Kurt Cobain also used that technique to keep on beat with the music.
How long has Grohl been doing this? Ever since he was a kid. It is so hard on his teeth that even his dentist noticed the deterioration of his teeth when he was just 11.
Even when the Rocker was a preteen, he was bad a$$!
Do any of you musicians do that too? I can’t wait for my drummer friends to wake up, so I can ask them if they use their teeth as an instrument. I have been using my nails as one ever since I found out about Miss Dolly. It is so much fun!
Before Batman & Robin, George Clooney starred in such classics as Grizzly II: The Revenge, Return to Horror High, Return of the Killer Tomatoes. However, it is his first blockbuster that he told Howard Stern is still painful for him to watch up until today.
He knew it was a bad movie. Oscar-winner screenwriter Akiva Goldsmith knows his writing was awful. Even the director Joel Schumaker knew the movie did not work. That is why whenever Clooney is flipping the stations, and he sees that it is on, he feels physical pain.
When Ben Affleck asked him if he should do it, Clooney said no. The Oscar-winning actor also gave Batfleck some advice. Clooney told him to make sure they don’t give you nipples on the Batsuit.
To be honest, I think Clooney’s older movies are a million times better than his new ones. I can’t even watch any of his pompous pieces of sh!ts. Give me Killer Tomatoes every day of the week over The Midnight Sky.
Miley Cyrus is very candid about her life, and Howard Stern had a lot of questions for her. Therefore, he was able to get her to open up about a moment that changed her life forever.
Back in November 2018, Cyrus lost her Malibu house in a wildfire. Yesterday, when she was on Stern’s radio show, she revealed she lost a lot more than that. The singer lost all of her songs. The actress lost all of her scripts. The daughter lost all of her family photos. All she was left with was her fiancé Liam Hemsworth.
The couple, who were engaged but never thought they were going to get married, decided to tie the knot. She decided to cling on to whatever was left instead of seeing it as a brand new start.
However, as we know, one day, she stopped and realized she could reinvent herself. Thus, she decided to leave that last remaining piece from their house behind.
Cyrus also admitted that she always loved Hemsworth, and she will always love him. It was just time for them to move on because they got together so young and changed so much the older they got.
Cyrus went through another change when her house burned down. The singer says her voice changed because it was so devastating to her. Do you hear a difference?
