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Post Malone, is that you?
August 29th, 2023 under Post Malone. [ Comments: none ]

We are used to seeing Post Malone looking disheveled. However, in his latest photo, the singer cleaned up his act by wearing a black buttoned-down shirt, black slacks with a silver belt, a black leather jacket, and a camouflage brown fitted baseball cap. Because of all of that, he is unrecognizable. So much so that he wants to introduce us to Viceroy Chungus VonBattlepass.

Hopefully, it works out better for him than Chris Gaines for Garth Brooks.

Do you think his alter ego has a chance? I think he looks better now and is too cool to die.


Post Malone taught Randy Travis how to play beer pong
October 21st, 2022 under Post Malone. [ Comments: none ]

Randy Travis might be 63 years old, but he is not too old to learn how to play beer pong. So Post Malone taught the Country legend how to do it. And after that, everyone chugged because they were all having a great time.

So much so, Travis said, “Post Malone is the nicest guy in the world — taught me how to play beer pong the other night! And his fans and crew are incredible! So much love and positivity in the room. I enjoyed the heck out of his show!”

So if Post comes to your town, make sure to get tickets and support the singer. Who knows? Maybe he will invite you to play beer pong with him!

Seriously, this is the best video of the day and we need more like it!


Post Malone cancelled a show because of injured ribs
September 26th, 2022 under Post Malone. [ Comments: none ]

On September 17th, Post Malone fell through the stage and injured his ribs. He had them checked out at the hospital and was given some drugs to make him feel better. And he went on with the shows.

However, on Saturday, the singer was in so much pain, he found himself back in the hospital. “Boston, I love y’all so fucking much.

“On tour, I usually wake up around 4 o’clock PM, and today I woke up to cracking sounds on the right side of my body. I felt so good last night, but today it felt so different than it has before. I’m having a very difficult time breathing, and there’s like a stabbing pain whenever I breathe or move. We’re in the hospital now, but with this pain, I can’t do the show tonight. I’m so fucking sorry. Everyone’s tickets for tonight’s show will be valid for the reschedule that we’re planning right now. Once again, I’m so fucking sorry, I love y’all so much. I feel terrible, but I promise I’m going to make this up to you. I love you Boston, I’ll see you soon.💕I’m so sorry. -Love, Austy”

I know what he is going through. When I was 20, I was in a car accident and injured my chest. I had an x-ray at the hospital, and everything looked OK. A week later, I told my orthopedist that I could feel my chest plate moving back and forth when I moved. And the doctor told me I cracked my sternum. All I could do was wrap my chest because there is nothing else I could do.

Hopefully, Post is feeling better and will be able to go on with the shows.


Post Malone rushed to the hospital after falling through the stage
September 18th, 2022 under Post Malone. [ Comments: 1 ]

via IHeartEthanCole

Post Malone played the Enterprise Center in St. Louis yesterday, and he won’t be forgetting the concert anytime soon. That is because he fell through a hole on the stage and injured himself.

The singer was rushed off the stage and checked out by medical staff there, according to St. Louis Dispatch. After 15 minutes, he knew the show must go on. So, he apologized to the audience and performed three more songs before being taken to the hospital in pain.

When the singer finally woke up this morning, he recorded a video giving his fans an update. To hear what he said, then click here!


There is a reason why Post Malone’s music sounds like crap
June 15th, 2022 under Howard Stern, Post Malone. [ Comments: 1 ]

Post Malone was on Howard Stern’s show the other day, and the Shock Jock wanted to know if shit just comes to him when it comes to creating new tunes.

Post told him, “No, shit literally comes to me because I write all my songs on the can.” Actually, he gave more accurate numbers than that, “I’d say about 30% of all of my albums have been written on the shitter. And I’d say 60% of lyrics have been written on the shitter.”

The fact that the singer has written that much music there must mean he spends a lot of time on the porcelain throne. And he does. He is on there for an hour and a half to two hours. My butt went numb just thinking about that.

Talking about thinking. Malone has a special notepad to write the musical notes and words that comes to him as stuff comes out of his butt.

So, the next time you hear one of Post’s songs and think it sounds like shit, it is not an insult. It is what he was doing when he came up with that tune.


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