Last week William Shatner sang Cee Lo Green’s F*ck You on Lopez Tonight and tonight at 8p Gwyneth Paltrow will sing the clean version Forget You on Fox’s Glee. When it comes to who sings better, normally I would give it The Shat but since I think the version of the song that she sings is something I would like to do to the GOOP lady and forget her, I will give it to the lady Shakespeare was in love with for some reason.
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The many faces of Gwyneth Paltrow and they all look bitchy to me. The Oscar winner was promoting her movie Country Song where she sings country music. All I want to know is what did country music do to deserve that?
BTW is it just me or in that picture you can tell how much she loves herself, you know cause she is giving herself a hug?
Gwyneth Paltrow is going to be a panelist on NBC’s The Marriage Ref tonight at 10p and I feel bad for the poor couples and Greg Giraldo that have to listen to her nasally voice as she gives marriage advice. I would say the same for Jerry Seinfeld and Tom Papa, but for Jerry it helps the ratings of his show and for the host he is just a little less annoying than the Oscar winner.
BTW I have to wonder if Gwyneth only agreed to do the show if Jerry was part of the panel because he hasn’t been on the show since the first set of panelists. If Madonna could do it with Ricky Gervais and Larry David, the GOOP lady could do it with whoever they paired her with. But she thinks she is better than all of us.
One final note about The Marriage Ref, I really hope that NBC replaces Tom Papa in the fall because he is just awful. He acts like George Costanza, moves like Jack Benny and sounds like Jerry Seinfeld, that should be a good mixture but on him it is not.
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Gwyneth Paltrow went to the gym on a cold day in London yesterday and didn’t put on her face. Seeing her without makeup, it really goes to show you how much better she looks with it. Without it she kind of looks like the witch we all think she is.
Nicole Kidman and Gwyneth Paltrow are going to play husband and wife in The Danish Girl and boy this is going to be one of the coldest couples to ever happen on the big screen. Paltrow is replacing Charlize Theron as Niicole Kidman's wife according to OK!. Kidman is playing the first post-op which explains how they became husband and wife and eventually wife and wife. Between Kidman's botox and Paltrow's demeanor the theater will be colder than the hottest day in the summer when the AC is on full blast. Sounds like an Oscar type movie with two Oscar winners is going to be one movie no one is going to want to see.
