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Chris Martin says Gwyneth Paltrow “has been a great beard” |
| October 25th, 2011 under Ellen DeGeneres, Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: 1 ]
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Coldplay will be making their debut on The Ellen DeGeneres Show this Thursday. And before they play Paradise and Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall from their new album Mylo Xyloto, Chris Martin will be talking about his wife Gwyneth Paltrow. What he says will get him some major Goop with the Mrs and let’s just all their Play will be Cold between them for a while.
Here is what he told the host about his “wife”:
Ellen: You don’t talk about Gwyneth a lot?
Chris: No.
Ellen: But you have a great relationship and two precious kids. And we love Gwyneth. She’s been here many times.
Chris: She’s been a great beard for me now, for 10 years.
Ellen: Is that right? It’s not really a real relationship? She just pretends that she’s your wife.
Chris: Yeah, it’s hard to believe. (Laughing)
They say truth comes from humor, do you think he is telling the truth or he is just trying to be funny? Either way for a second it is a fun to think he is telling the truth, but I am sure he is not…
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What is the bulge in Gwyneth Paltrow’s bikini bottom? |
| July 12th, 2011 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: 3 ]
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Fame Pictures
Gwyneth Paltrow spent the day at the beach with her kids and wore a little red bikini. Looking at the pictures of her showing off her body, all I could concentrate was on the bulge in her bikini. What is that bump? It almost makes it look like the female actress has a little pen!s. She doesn’t, but it kind of looks that way.
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Gwyneth Paltrow has a flat a$$ |
| May 23rd, 2011 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: 2 ]
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http://wireimage.com/ItemListings.aspx?cbi=1569&igi=501607&nbc1=1
Gwyneth Paltrow is known for wearing skin tight clothes and yesterday she wore some really tight khakis at the Chelsea Flower Show that you could really tell how flat her a$$ was.
In case you were wondering why I was looking at her bum so closely? I was looking for the stick that seems to be up it. I couldn’t find it though, so I guess either she doesn’t have one or those pants weren’t revealing enough…
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s chest falls flat |
| May 12th, 2011 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: 1 ]
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WireImage
Gwyneth Paltrow wore a very low-cut dress to the National Movie Awards in London and it was revealed that her boobs fall flat. I think that the opening would show the same from the back as it did the front. If you are going to have the balls to wear a dress like, make sure you have the chest to fill it out. You know because I have seen men with Moobs that are can fill that dress better than she did.
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Kevin McHale does to Gwyneth Paltrow what many of us have wanted to do! |
| March 2nd, 2011 under Glee, Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]
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Yesterday the Glee cast was having a Twitter Crush which was kind of like a Twitter Fight Club and Kevin McHale got to do what many of us have wanted to do. Artie Abrams got to slap Gwyneth Paltrow!!! How many of us read something she wrote on GOOP or said in an interview and just wanted to slap her*. Well now we know how it visually looks without ever having to do it. Aren’t you in a GLEEful mood now after that picture?
*I don’t condone slapping her or anyone else. Make love (with condoms) not slaps (without rubber gloves)!
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