Salma Hayek was on The Graham Norton Show and he asked her if she has met anyone who has tattoo of her on their body. She told him that she has, but the strangest experience was that with Danny Trejo. Back in the mid-’90s she did a little film with Danny Trejo called From Dusk to Dawn.
It was her first film and one of his first after he got out of prison. The crew had warned her about his past, so she “was a little bit afraid” to meet him at first. Then she described what happened when she did, she said, “He saw me and he ran towards me and ripped his shirt off. And he said, ‘I knew you before I knew you. I dreamt you before I knew you.'” Then she explained why he said that, “Sure enough, there was a picture of a woman that looks exactly like me. The body was a little bit better, but let’s pretend, exactly like me on his chest.” Then she added, he told her, “‘I just got out of jail and I am happy. But for you I would rob another bank!”
I bet never in his wildest dreams, when he was sitting there doing time, inking that tattoo on his chest, that as soon as he got out, he would meet the inspiration for that beautiful woman. But he did and he didn’t have to rob another bank to meet her. He just had to become an actor and do a movie with her. Talk about the American Dream!
If you want to see if his tat looks like the beautiful actress, then click here!
Jennifer Lawrence was hanging out with some friends and she noticed that Harrison Ford and J.J. Abrams were also there. So she told Graham Norton that she went over to their table to say hi to them and shook her tatas in front of her. Only thing is they looked at her weirdly. Why? They didn’t know who she was? Guess with the two of them being so heavily involved in their franchises Star Trek, Star Wars and Indiana Jones, they had no time to check out The Hunger Games. I think they are two of the only people in Hollywood who don’t know who she is.
Graham Norton took a page out of Jimmy Fallon’s book and had Adele photobomb unsuspecting fans as they posed with a real Oscar. Never did those people think that the BBC host and the singer were standing behind them doing fun things. But they were.
The best part comes at the end, when a woman is not only surprised someone is standing behind her but that person is Adele. She had so many freak outs, it is too cute for words.
Miriam Margolyes has been acting for over 50 years now and Graham Norton wanted to know if she ever got star stuck. Then she told him about the time she met Sir Laurence Olivier at a stage door to get his autograph. She described their encounter as, “He came out, I remember so distinctly, that I started to cream in my knickers,” adding, “I could feel it.”
I don’t know what was better, her saying, “cream in my knickers” or Matthew Perry’s reaction to what she said? She wins because now I am going to say, “cream in my knickers,” whenever I see a guy that makes me, “cream in my knickers.”
Have you ever been so excited to meet a celebrity that you creamed in your knickers? I have met several celebs on my To-Do lists and sad to say none of them made me “cream in my knickers.”
Matthew Perry was on The Graham Norton Show on Friday and the host asked him about the Friends pornodies. The actor told him that there is one he is familiar with and it is called Fiends. In that one, he says that all of them are having sex except for Chandler who is in the corner playing with his Bing. I’d like to watch that one, but I can’t find it online. The one I can find, is the one that was mentioned on the show called Friends: A XXX Parody. Which is why I want to watch the first one!
Hey, if we are not going to get a reunion with the 6 of them, then this the next best thing. Right?
