Marvel released the second teaser for Avengers: Doomsday. It turns out that Captain America is not the only daddy in the sequel. Thor banged his hammer into a woman, and he is the father of a little girl who is his everything.
It looks like the next generation of The Avengers is going to be the next generation.
Doomsday’s doomsday is on December 18th.
On a side note, am I the only one who would be scared to have sex with Thor because of his strength? But also would not say no!
Yesterday was the Australian premiere of Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga. Anya Taylor-Joy wore a prickly vintage dress and matching hat from Paco Rabanne’s spring/summer 1996 collection.
The mini dress had arrow-like spikes sticking out of the crotch area and on the headdress, which made the actress look like a porcupine.
Taylor-Joy looked so scary that even Chris Hemsworth backed away from her when they were posing for photos. Thor is not scared of Loki, but The Witch terrifies him.
My parents taught me about the birds and the bees, and TV taught me the rest. Or so I thought it did.
It turns out I didn’t. Chris Hemsworth and his wife, Elsa Pataky, just showed us “how babies are made in Australia.” He explained, “It’s both a game of passion, love and intense sportsmanship where everyone one’s a winner.”
And with that, I just booked a trip to the land Down Under so that man can satisfy my down under.
Miley Cyrus has a new song out called Flowers that seems to be about her ex-husband Liam Hemsworth. It starts out telling their love story. But then she declares, “I can love me better than you can.”
Those are words that so many people whose relationships have ended need to hear. Her song is going to be played at so many divorce parties. Just like Wrecking Ball is played when women are giving birth.
Her new album, Endless Summer Vacation, will be released on March 10th.
There are a lot of advantages of being married to Chris Hemsworth. And for Elsa Pataky, one of them is not having to use a ladder to put the star on top of their Christmas tree. All she has to do is get on his shoulders, tug on the tree, and place the star.
Although, she might not want to pull too hard on the tree because it might go all Loki on Thor and her.
