Miley Cyrus has a new song out called Flowers that seems to be about her ex-husband Liam Hemsworth. It starts out telling their love story. But then she declares, “I can love me better than you can.”
Those are words that so many people whose relationships have ended need to hear. Her song is going to be played at so many divorce parties. Just like Wrecking Ball is played when women are giving birth.
Her new album, Endless Summer Vacation, will be released on March 10th.
There are a lot of advantages of being married to Chris Hemsworth. And for Elsa Pataky, one of them is not having to use a ladder to put the star on top of their Christmas tree. All she has to do is get on his shoulders, tug on the tree, and place the star.
Although, she might not want to pull too hard on the tree because it might go all Loki on Thor and her.
Most fathers want at least one of their children to follow in their footsteps. Chris Hemsworth is one of them.
“Holding my little man’s hand and asking him the age old question. ‘What do you want to be when you grow up,'” the actor wrote. “’Dad i wanna be Superman.’ Lucky I have two other kids”
At that moment, Thor called Maury Povich to find out if he is the father or if it is Loki?
Don’t feel bad Hemsworth, The Rock’s daughter prefers Aquaman over him. Can’t say I blame her.
Well, Chris Hemsworth not only looks like his best friend, but they are also even starting to sleep alike. Now, I actually feel sorry for Elsa Pataky because she has to share the bed with that every night. And that makes me wonder what else they do doggie style in the bedroom? After all, he was People’s Sexiest Man Alive in 2014.
Over the weekend, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth announced that they had separated after 7 months of marriage. Now, less than 7 days after the announcement, the singer released a new single that gives us a hint of what might have gone wrong.
In Slide Away, she says that they met when they were 17 and they are not the same people now as they were then. They have changed because they grew up. She also tells him he can stay at the beach and she will go back to her city life.
There seems to be one line she wants to stand out because it is the image she used for the audio video on YouTube. That line is, “Don’t want the whiskey and pills.” What that means, we do not know. However, she wants us to know it.
At the end of the song, you think the reason for the split is just that they grew apart as they grew up. Something many couples do.
Having said all of that, Hemsworth needs to hire Taylor Swift to write him a breakup song.
