My parents taught me about the birds and the bees, and TV taught me the rest. Or so I thought it did.
It turns out I didn’t. Chris Hemsworth and his wife, Elsa Pataky, just showed us “how babies are made in Australia.” He explained, “It’s both a game of passion, love and intense sportsmanship where everyone one’s a winner.”
And with that, I just booked a trip to the land Down Under so that man can satisfy my down under.
Miley Cyrus has a new song out called Flowers that seems to be about her ex-husband Liam Hemsworth. It starts out telling their love story. But then she declares, “I can love me better than you can.”
Those are words that so many people whose relationships have ended need to hear. Her song is going to be played at so many divorce parties. Just like Wrecking Ball is played when women are giving birth.
Her new album, Endless Summer Vacation, will be released on March 10th.
There are a lot of advantages of being married to Chris Hemsworth. And for Elsa Pataky, one of them is not having to use a ladder to put the star on top of their Christmas tree. All she has to do is get on his shoulders, tug on the tree, and place the star.
Although, she might not want to pull too hard on the tree because it might go all Loki on Thor and her.
Most fathers want at least one of their children to follow in their footsteps. Chris Hemsworth is one of them.
“Holding my little man’s hand and asking him the age old question. ‘What do you want to be when you grow up,'” the actor wrote. “’Dad i wanna be Superman.’ Lucky I have two other kids”
At that moment, Thor called Maury Povich to find out if he is the father or if it is Loki?
Don’t feel bad Hemsworth, The Rock’s daughter prefers Aquaman over him. Can’t say I blame her.
Well, Chris Hemsworth not only looks like his best friend, but they are also even starting to sleep alike. Now, I actually feel sorry for Elsa Pataky because she has to share the bed with that every night. And that makes me wonder what else they do doggie style in the bedroom? After all, he was People’s Sexiest Man Alive in 2014.