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George Clooney says it is painful to watch Batman & Robin
December 17th, 2020 under George Clooney, Howard Stern. [ Comments: none ]

Before Batman & Robin, George Clooney starred in such classics as Grizzly II: The Revenge, Return to Horror High, Return of the Killer Tomatoes. However, it is his first blockbuster that he told Howard Stern is still painful for him to watch up until today.

He knew it was a bad movie. Oscar-winner screenwriter Akiva Goldsmith knows his writing was awful. Even the director Joel Schumaker knew the movie did not work. That is why whenever Clooney is flipping the stations, and he sees that it is on, he feels physical pain.

When Ben Affleck asked him if he should do it, Clooney said no. The Oscar-winning actor also gave Batfleck some advice. Clooney told him to make sure they don’t give you nipples on the Batsuit.

To be honest, I think Clooney’s older movies are a million times better than his new ones. I can’t even watch any of his pompous pieces of sh!ts. Give me Killer Tomatoes every day of the week over The Midnight Sky.


George Clooney shows off his Flowbee skills
December 3rd, 2020 under George Clooney, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

George Clooney recently revealed that he cuts his hair with a Flowbee. Now, that is all any of the reporters who interview care about. Jimmy Kimmel is no different. Actually, the ABC late-night host took it one step further.

Kimmel gave Clooney a Flowbee and asked the Oscar winner to show us how to use it. Did Clooney give us a reason to bring back the ’80s haircutting device? Hell no. His hair has looked like crap since he went short. He probably gave himself that look the first time he used the thingamajig.

Does anyone remember when Clooney used to be worthy of People’s Sexiest Man Alive title? That seems like such a long time ago. Back before he started using Flowbee.


Mindy Cohn reveals which Facts of Life co-star made her a ‘great kisser’!
January 18th, 2018 under George Clooney, The Facts of Life. [ Comments: none ]

Seems like Mindy Cohn was not only starring on the show The Facts of Life, she was getting the facts of life from her co-star George Clooney. Today, she posted the above photo and said, “…whenever i’m asked how I became such a great kisser… and dare i say my taste in men has only gotten better. #georgeclooney #justthefacts #tbt”

Now we know that not only is George Clooney easy on the eyes, he is also great on the lips. And if you think about it, this was very early in his career, which means he only got better.

When it comes to Cohn, now we know what they mean in the theme song when they sing, “You take the good.” Plus, she too was at the beginning of her kissing career, so think of all the lucky people who have kissed her since she has smooched Clooney!


Matt Damon will do anything to be on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
October 24th, 2017 under George Clooney, Jimmy Kimmel, Matt Damon. [ Comments: none ]

Ever since Jimmy Kimmel’s first year on the air, him and Matt Damon have been in one of Hollywood’s biggest feuds. 14 years later, it is still going strong.

Yesterday, when George Clooney was on Jimmy Kimmel Live to promote his movie Suburbicon, he decided to give the ABC show an exclusive. The television debut of his 4-month-old twins, Alexander and Ella. Only problem is their manny brought them out. What is so bad about that? Damon is their manny. And now we know how Damon keeps getting all these acting jobs, he does odd jobs for the directors.


George Clooney is going to be a dad
February 9th, 2017 under George Clooney. [ Comments: none ]

(photo via Ellen)

George Clooney is going to be a dad at 55, and since he is making up for lost time his wife is pregnant with twins. According to People, Clooney 1 and Clooney 2 will be due in June.
Hopefully Clooney’s twins and Beyonce’s twins will meet, fall in love and get married sometime in the future. But by then will we care about any of the twins’ parents or will they just be bookmarks in history?


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