David Beckham is on Ellen today, and he tells Ellen DeGeneres what a good guy Justin Bieber is. Although, I am sure he no longer has the same impression of the Popstar.
That is because Ellen got their friend to hide in her little table and scare Golden Balls. I was so expecting the Becks to scream like a little girl (to match his voice) when the Beeds frightened him. Sadly, he pretty much sat there, stunned into silence.
If I were Bieber, then I would be afraid. Doesn’t he realize that Beckham is known for kicking balls!
Judge Judy has had the #1 syndicated daytime show for a really long, but that was not enough for CBS to renew her contract after the 25th season. Today on Ellen (who will claim that title), Judy Sheindlin revealed that her show is ending next season. She says that CBS would rather air repeats of her show than new episodes.
Does that mean Judge Judy is going to ride off into the sunset with her husband on their new Harley Davidson tricycle? Nope. She says, “I am not tired, so Judy Justice will be coming out the year later.”
That is all she can say now. We don’t know where it will air or what it is about but does that matter? We will watch Judy Justice wherever she goes?
Which is why I cannot understand why CBS is not renewing her contract. She is worth every penny.
Quentin Tarantino has a thing for feet, and Mark Wahlberg has a thing for the thing that goes on top of them. The actor was playing Burning Questions with Ellen DeGeneres, and she asked him what he sleeps in at night. That is when he admitted that he wears his socks all the time, even in bed. There are only two instances when he takes them off. They are when he takes a shower or when he goes into the ocean.
Why? He says they are softer than his 10-year-old daughter’s feet, and it sounds like they are sensitive too. That is why he loves to keep them covered up. His friends and family all know about his obsession, so they buy him socks as a present.
Another reason why he likes to wear them; it sounds as though he doesn’t want to look at them. To me, that would be the biggest reason. I hate my tootsies, but I hate wearing socks even more.
Are you a sock person, or do you like them to go au natural?
KJ Apa finally had his cherry popped when he got to appear on The Ellen DeGeneres Show for the first time today. Why now? He got cheeky with her when he showed her his peach during a birthday message he recorded for the talk show host. He knew that Ellen was going to see his a$$ in the reflection of the window on his balcony. It did not bother him because he was sure he had the best video of the bunch. He did.
Good thing, he is going to get Ellen underwear for being on the show. He is definitely going to need a pair. Not because he likes to send naked videos. It is because she scared the crap out of the New Zealand actor who was making fun of her wife’s country/continent Australia.
The Riverdale star got so frightened he jumped out of his chair and ran around it. Then when his heart returned to a normal rhythm, he laughed about it in a way that is so endearing. It left a huge smile on my face as big as his buttcrack.
I bet he is so happy he finally got to be on the show after that.
Diane Keaton is always a hoot when she is on Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show and yesterday was no different. The actress answered some Burning Questions, and she scored some huge brownie points with the host.
Before we get to that, let’s talk about something she did once that she will never do again. That thing is “kiss Kris Kristopherson.” Say that three times fast. Why won’t she do that again? Keaton says, “It was a long time ago. I was young. It was a mistake. I think…He was very attractive at the time. And…he didn’t want it.”
Then right after Ellen and Diane hit their heads on their buzzer because of the latter’s answer to what is a sexy food. What was her response? The Oscar-winner admitted that she “never kissed Kris Kristopherson.” Say that three times fast. Why did she lie to us? She felt she needed to make something up. Oh, Diane!
Here is where she gets the brownie points. When the Baby Boom star was asked who she would want to be her nude model in an art class, she said Ellen because “She is good looking.” Something the talk show host is more than willing to do for her friend.
For the final question, Ellen asked her who she wants to kiss. Guess whose lips she wants on her’s? Say it three times fast.
Every time I watch an interview with Diane Keaton, I just think that I wish she were my friend. She is the coolest lady, and I want her in my life — wine with ice cubes and all.
