Ellen DeGeneres had some burning questions for John Mayer today and he had some hot answers for her.
The first thing she wanted to know is what are three things he needs to do every day. He told her that he needs to make coffee before his breakfast is done in the microwave, workout and “look at naked people.” Then she wanted to “where are they?” We all know where they are, they are in the world wide web. It is where we all watch them.
Oh and now we know what he is up doing every day until 2a. He is doing himself.
Ellen DeGeneres had some burning questions for P!nk. She started it off by asking who was the singer’s first celebrity crush. Without hesitation, she said, “Brooke Shields.” Then the daytime host eventually agreed with her once she realized that Shields was in Blue Lagoon and not Tatum O’Neal.
Then Ellen got more than she bargained for when she asked, “What is the dumbest way you hurt yourself?” Then she admitted she slit her hand while slashing Carey Hart’s tires on Thanksgiving. Did it hurt? She didn’t feel a thing. Why did she do it? “Holidays are stressful.” No one can argue with that.
Good thing she has stress release with knitting. Who would think she would be a knitter? But she is and she is good at it. I want her to knit me something.
Ellen DeGeneres asked Jennifer Lopez to answer some of her Burning Questions and we learned more about the talk show host than Jenny from the block.
For example, when she asked J-Lo what she likes best about Alex Rodriquez, the singer said his arms. While Ellen said his penis. Then later on DeGeneres admitted she is afraid of it. I don’t know why because it would be a swing and a miss if he tried anything with her with his A-Rod aka baseball bat.
We also learned that J-Lo sleeps in T-shirt as compared to Ellen who sleeps without one or anything else.
Just when you thought that J-Lo would be naughty one, turns out she is very PG. It is Ellen who is rated NC-17!
On Sunday, Julian Edelman was named MVP of the Super Bowl and all we saw was his beard. Today, on Ellen, she talks to The Patriots player about that big bushy thing. He reveals to her that the coach told him to put everything away at the beginning of the season. Therefore, he put his razor away and has not shaved in 9 months.
That is when Ellen DeGeneres told him that she will donate $10,000 to the Boys & Girls Club in his name if he lets her shave off that furry mess. Not only did he agree to do it, he matched her donation.
Then off the went to do it and off it went. When she was done, the MVP scored a touchdown in the looks department. Who knew such a good looking man was under all of that hair? I want to play baseball with the football player if you know what I mean!
Seriously though, I respect him so much for not only doing it but also for matching her donation without even being asked to do it. That show that he is as good of a person as he is a player.
Ellen DeGeneres decided to send Michael Bublé to Handy Market in Burbank to work as a cashier. While that would be good enough, she took the prank one step further. The host was going to tell him what to do in his earpiece.
How did it go? His first costumer was Eric Stonestreet. Since the Modern Family actor has been pranked before by Ellen several times, he knew something was up. He was right, although it was his girlfriend who realized it was the crooner who was packing their groceries.
The lesson of this story is Burbank is the real Hollywood, where the magic really happens.
