Before Donald Trump couldn’t stop telling people how much he is worth, he had no idea how much he was worth on Late Night with David Letterman. He is just as pompous now as he was when he was 41 during that 1987 talk show appearance.
Alec Baldwin, a known Liberal, says he is willing to endorse the very conservative Donald Trump, if he does one thing for him when he gets elected. If Trump wins, he wants to become the Ambassador to Spain. Why? Sounds like he doesn’t want to live in a country where Trump is President and wants to Government to pay his way out. Which is a good deal for him, but what about the rest of us?
Ever since Donald Trump announced that he is running for President, several people have wanted to tell him to eat sh!t. Well, Political Sculptor found a way for him to do exactly that. He has been coming up with butt plugs for a while, and his latest one is of Trump himself.
The Mexican immigrant explained his decision and it’s simple. He was born in Mexico, moved the United States when he was 11, studied 3-D animation in college and now owns a 3-D printing business. He is not a rapist, drug dealer or murderer, and he wanted Trump to know that. If The Donald doesn’t like it, he can shove that information right up his a$$. Just like many people will be doing with the butt plug made in the mogul’s image.
I say for $27.99, it is worth every penny. Although as my friend mentioned, that combover might be quite painful. So be careful, as you tell him, “You’re fired,” before you show him what he can do with those two words. I guess that is what they mean by pain in the a$$!
BTW Political Sculptor Trump isn’t the only Presidential candidate to get a butt plug, Ted Cruz is cruising along with him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfuXYh-BFoc
Steve Martin and Martin Short are touring the country together and yesterday they brought out a surprise guest in San Antonio. That person is the recently retired David Letterman. The former late night host admitted he was enjoying his new employment status until Donald Trump announced that he was running for President. So how is he going to let the world know how he feels? He joined two old friends on stage and read a Top Ten about it that will have you laughing so hard, you wish he could get his old show back! Can he?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75SEy1qu71I
We know that Donald Trump loves saying, “You’re fired” on NBC, and now NBC said those two words to him.
Over 217,000 people signed a petition at Change.org asking NBC to fire Donald Trump and his shows over the recent comments he made during the speech announcing that he is running for President, and the Peacock network heard their uproar.
NBC release a statement today saying that:
At NBC, respect and dignity for all people are cornerstones of our values.
Due to the recent derogatory statements by Donald Trump regarding immigrants, NBCUniversal is ending its business relationship with Mr. Trump.
To that end, the annual Miss USA and Miss Universe Pageants, which are part of a joint venture between NBC and Trump, will no longer air on NBC.
In addition, as Mr. Trump has already indicated, he will not be participating in “The Apprentice†on NBC.
NBC added that Celebrity Apprentice will continue on with Mark Burnett’s production company, but they did not say who will replace Trump in the boardroom. As long as the show’s continues on, I am OK with their decision. Heck, Celebrity Apprentice will most likely be a better show without him.
I bet Donald Trump never saw this coming, through his combover, when he announced that he was running for President.
