Public Notice’s Aaron Rupar covers politics and finds himself watching a lot of NewsMax. And with all that he has seen, nothing could prepare him for a commercial that aired on their network this morning.
What is this shocking ad? It is the Trumpy Trout. Remember in the late ’90s when everyone had a Big Mouth Billy Bass singing in their homes? Well, now they have a Donald Trump Trout hanging from their walls. Instead of singing, Trumpy Trout sounds like the convicted felon and says things that are almost as dumb as the things he says.
For $70, you can get one to hang from your wall just to antagonize everyone who comes into your house!
Actually, I am going to get one and have an Election Night party. Could you imagine taunting people with it? I love it!
Alyssa Farah Griffin was on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen yesterday. One of the show’s fans wanted to know, “What was the wildest thing that you still cannot believe came across your desk when you were special assistant to Trump in the White House?”
I was kind of afraid of her answer because you never know what lunacy was going on in his head. However, it wasn’t as scary as I thought. What is it? “One day, he wanted to have Kanye West come and do a church service on the White House lawn to unify the country.”
Thankfully, they talked him out of it because that would have brought a whole new level of insanity to the 1600 Penn. And that was tough to do between the years of 2017-2021.
If you thought that Trump’s statement about how a boat battery could cause the water to electrify, thus electrifying him if he fell overboard, was the stupidest thing you ever heard, then listen to the Jimmy Kimmel Live mashup of him singing Naby Shark from different speeches.
It is so dumb that it will make you laugh out loud. And we need more of that these days.
Donald Trump has been fighting the law for over 50 years, and last week, the law finally won.
That is a lot like Sonny Curtis of the Crickets’s I Fought the Law. And that is what the staff of The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon thought. So they cut together the words of the convicted felon on 34 counts from different speeches to make it appear like he was singing it.
And I think they should release it as a single. Trump will finally be #1 at something.
Before we were making fun of Donald Trump for his farts, we were laughing at that thing on top of his head he calls hair and its rapid decline, like his mental capacity.
It is a mystery that has yet to be explained, and we don’t want an explanation.
Anyways, today, when he was talking to the press before he went into court, the wind had revealed that his hairline is disappearing as quickly as his wealth. Heck, he might have more hair than he does money. And that isn’t saying a lot.
Maybe if he had more money, he could afford better wig tape. You know, if worse comes to worse, he can use Gorilla Glue. Remember, that is a miracle worker!
