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Diane Keaton proves she loves to kiss on camera
May 5th, 2017 under Diane Keaton, Graham Norton, Jane Fonda, Kevin Bacon. [ Comments: none ]

Diane Keaton was a guest on The Graham Norton Show today and he wanted know if is true that she loves to film love scenes. She told him, “It’s the best! Quite frankly, it doesn’t get better than onscreen romance.” Then she explained why, “Frankly, think of all of the men you get to kiss and you don’t pay the price.” Wait, what? She added, “The relationship is perfect because you are telling the story, you are in the midst of the story. So yeah, I am enjoying doing it. I enjoy it!”

Then she elaborated to him and the audience who she just offered to kiss, “There is nothing better than kissing a man in a movie. And people say that is difficult, but they’re wrong.” To prove her point, she offered to kiss the BBC host and he excitingly obliged. After she gave him not one but two kisses and some slaps, she told everyone that she now she wanted to kiss his other male guest Kevin Bacon. The actor, who is Six Degrees of Separation from all actors, cut loose, Footloose, when she offered because that has been on his bucket list. Hopefully, his wife Kyra Sedgwick won’t see this! Finally, Annie Hall didn’t stop there, she punished Jessica Chastain with a kiss on a lips and none of them will ever be the same.

Is it wrong that I want to be kissed by Diane Keaton too? She makes it looks like it truly is the best thing and I think it is because of the way she does it! Who doesn’t like a little hit before she makes it all better with a kiss!

I have to say after watching this, they did a brilliant job of casting her in Book Club with Jane Fonda and Candice Bergen as three women whose lives change after they read Fifty Shades of Grey. She will get to do a lot of onscreen kissing and hitting, which is so up her alley!

Seriously, who doesn’t want to be BFFs with her! I would bring the wine and ice just to hang out with her for a night. She is the coolest chick in Hollywood!


Who Wants to Be Diane Keaton’s Lover?
June 17th, 2016 under Diane Keaton, Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: 1 ]

Even though Diane Keaton has dated a slew of men when she was younger, she is not dating anyone now. Because of that, she told Ellen DeGeneres that she is “sexually frustrated.” Then the Oscar winner asked the host if she knows what it feels like. When the happily married host told her, she didn’t, Annie Hall said, “But I do. I know what it feels like and it is not good.”
As the women continued to talk about it. Ellen reassured her she could get another lover. To which the 70 year old asked her, “But who’s going to ask me, to be, their lover?”
There you have it networks, the perfect show. Who Wants to Be Diane Keaton’s Lover? It would be the wackiest and most awesome dating show since Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. Seriously, someone needs to make this happen ASAP. Could you imagine how amazing it would be? You never know what is going she is going to say next. Especially if she has some wine in her. So make sure the fridge is packed with something from her vineyard and liquor store ice, and you will be set with a ratings smash like you have never seen before.
BTW am I the only who wants to be her friend? She seems like she would be so much fun to hang out with.


Diane Keaton flips out when she meets her crush Justin Bieber!
November 13th, 2015 under Diane Keaton, Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: none ]

Diane Keaton is on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today and the Oscar winner admitted that she has a crush on Justin Bieber. Since it his week on the daytime talk show, when he heard the news, he came out to greet her. She was so excited to meet him, she could barely control herself.
Who knows, maybe they will go out? After all anyone is better than Woody Allen.
Plus, the tabloids would go crazy over them. They would be so much hotter KimYe and ShelFi.
Granted, I could be saying all of this because I have been drinking as much wine as she has been drinking. What do you think of KeaBer?


Diane Keaton has skin cancer
June 2nd, 2015 under Diane Keaton. [ Comments: none ]

Diane Keaton took to Twitter today to reveal that she has breast cancer. The Oscar winner also asked her followers to support Melanoma Research Alliance and urged people to wear Loreal Paris’ Silky Sheer.
Skin Cancer is not only a very curable cancer, it is also a very preventable one. While we can’t avoid sun completely, we can use sunscreen products to protect us from it. As someone who has skin cancer run on both sides of her family, I have been using protection for decades. Better safe, than sorry.
When it comes to Ms Keaton, I hope she will be better soon.


Diane Keaton not understanding Wine Pong is total win!
April 30th, 2014 under Diane Keaton, Jimmy Fallon. [ Comments: none ]

Diane Keaton was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged her to a game of Beer Pong but with wine. The actress didn’t understand the game and just wanted to drink the red wine. So she made up her own rules, threw balls at the NBC late night host, drank from the plastic cups filled with wine and declared herself the winner. She might’ve won the game, but we are the true winners for getting to watch that!
Forget all those people being rumored for Craig Ferguson’s job, she’s the one who really needs a late night talk show.


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