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Today is the day that America celebrates its independence from Brexit, I mean Great Britain, back in 1776. Let’s enjoy it by eating all the hamburgers and hot dogs we can fit in our bellies. Also please be careful playing with fireworks. They are pretty to look at but they can also be really dangerous.
Conan O’Brien did a skit on his TBS show about Pornhub’s new feature of p0rn for the visually impaired. In the segment the TBS show shows us what it was like before the website’s new feature, so they had a service dog narrate the Adult Entertainment video to their master. There were a lot of errors in the bit and the host felt he needed to point them out. There was someone who wasn’t happy with O’Brien’s observations and that was the puppy himself. He was barking mad and he let Conan know it. Eventually proving that a dog can do the job better than the person currently in the big seat.
I am kind of torn by which Ginger I think is better at the job, so can you help me decide?
When we think of Freddie Prinze Jr, we think of him as an actor. Turns out he is also a really good chef and he just released a cookbook called Back to the Kitchen.
Since the book just came out, he is doing press for it and yesterday he stopped by to talk to Conan O’Brien. The TBS late night host wanted know how the recipe for Stalker Pasta got its name. Prinze Jr told him, “I am going to leave the actor’s name out of it, to protect them. But I made a dish on a movie, a long time ago, and the sauce was so good, I am blaming the sauce, was so good, that this person really had a crush on me. And literally when I moved, they would move. And I moved again and they moved again.” Then he added, “When my wife (Sarah Michelle Gellar) and I started dating there would be a car on my street. And when we would have a good night smooch…lights, boom!…And we would both freak out. Then the car would zip down and park in the driveway. Where they moved. Like I wouldn’t know who that was?”
So is it an actor or actress who stalked him, he wouldn’t say. So who do we think it is? Let’s see, he started dating his wife in 2000, so it had to be someone he worked with before that. Could it Parker Posey or Rachel Leigh Cook, who he worked with again in She’s All That, from The House of Yes? Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ryan Phillippe or Johnny Galecki from I Know you were stalking me, I mean, I Know What You Did Last Summer? Brandy or Jennifer Esposito from the sequel? Matthew Lillard or Saffron Burrows from Wing Commander? Anna Paquin, Dule Hill or Gabrielle Union from She’s All That? Or none of the above? We don’t know!
What we do know is that he included it because, “I think everyone deserves their own stalker, so that’s why I put the recipe in the book. So enjoy!” And now I am off to buy that book and the needed ingredients because I really need stalker. Heck, I will even take any guy, who is interested in me just for that night, I cooked him Stalker Pasta!
Bijoux Indiscrets has created the Orgasm Library of real sounds and they are asking you to upload your sounds of pleasure. Wanting to be charitable, Conan O’Brien added his O sound to the library. A sound that makes me feels sorry for his poor wife. As much pity as I feel for her, it is less than what I have Andy Richter’s Mrs. Could you imagine hearing that after sex? Proving that humor helps to save marriages because that is something that both men have going for them.
Dan Levy was up Schitt’s Creek when he had to film a sex scene for the show. That’s because his dad Eugene Levy, who also stars on the show, came down to the set to watch it. Conan O’Brien, like everyone else, was thinking why did the dad watch that in person, so he asked him that very question on his TBS show yesterday. The son revealed that his dad is like a “Dance Mom” who is proud to watch his kid at work. But the dad claims that he is a producer on the show and that is why he was there standing over him as he filmed it. Although his father admitted, “I’m not saying it wasn’t a little creepy. But, you know, it is kind of an icky thing when you are, you know, watching your kid doing a bed scene.” Then again, I am sure the kid has seen his dad go at in the American Pie movies, so they are even. Just not a thing you want to be even on.
