Ron Funches was a Faithful on the last season of The Traitors, and it was not a positive experience for him. For example, the comedian said that Dorinda Medley was terrible to him. And that she was not the only one.
Now that Peacock has announced who will be participating in the upcoming season, Funches has some advice for them.
The first rule is to be nice to the Real Housewives: Bronwyn Newport (The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City), Cynthia Bailey (The Real Housewives of Atlanta), and Gizelle Bryant (The Real Housewives of Potomac).
The second rule is not to help the older contestant, Kristen Chenoweth. They might try to get your pity, but they will screw you over.
The third rule is for Cynthia Bailey, Gizelle Bryant, Taylor Hale, JaNa Craig, Boman Martinez-Reid, Rashad Jennings, Q Burdette, and Emira D’Spain. To them, he says, “Don’t be black.” Just like in Horror movies, they don’t do well.
The fourth rule is to pamper host Alan Cumming’s dog, Lala.
Finally, this one does not pertain to them, and that is “If you see Michael Rapoport, run!” Thankfully, he will not be back. So, I think this season’s version of him will be Chenoweth.
What do you think of his rules? I feel really bad that it was such a bad experience for him. But that is what happens when you put a bunch of people together who get paid to be mean on camera. They don’t know how to turn it off.
The Undatable star did not have problems with everyone. So his former competitors Lisa Rinna and the season’s winner, Robert Rausch, found his post funny.
The new season of The Traitors will debut in 2027.
Now that Rob Rausch won The Traitors, companies are hiring him to promote their products, such as Sonic Drive-In.
The latest company to hire him is Carnival Cruise Lines, which gave him a free cruise. They let him bring a friend. So, who did he bring? Did he choose Maura Higgins? Nope! He opted for Bromance over romance.
What does that mean? He went with Ron Funches. I can’t say I blame him. Out of all of the people who competed this season, he is the only one I would want to spend time with. Well, Bunches of Funches and Rausch, because look at him.
When they announced who was participating on The Traitors, I was Team Ron Funches. However, he got eliminated quickly.
I didn’t know why. But now I do. The Undatable star wore blue jean overalls just like the Traitor Rob Rasuch. And only one man in the castle can don that look. That man is a snake…wrangler.
As much as I love Bunches of Funches, I have to say the Love Island lover looked better in it.
Do you think Rob is going to win on Thursday’s season finale? I hope he does because a lame group of Faithfuls is left.
The Traitors is back for two more episodes tonight on Peacock, and things are intensifying between the remaining Traitors and Faithfuls.
When we left off last week, my favorite, Ron Funches, was begging the Traitors to kill him. Did they take him up on his offer? You will find out as the surviving players sit down for breakfast and discuss what it was like to almost be killed by the Traitors. I mean, it is not like I am going to tell you who they killed or if they killed anyone???
However, I will say, I went into this season hating Michael Rapaport, and now I am not alone. The TV viewers agree, as do the people in the Castle. Is that enough to get him eliminated? I will tease you and tell you that he will be the center of attention of one of the two Round Tables tonight. And yes, he did that to himself.
Will he survive the Round Tables? Will he get killed off by The Traitors? As if I am going to tell you, but you are going to want to watch because who doesn’t love this Reality Competition series hosted by Alan Cumming!
The Traitors is back on Peacock tonight at 9p, and they are changing things up. In fact, the first change happens within minutes of Candiace Dillard Bassett (The Real Housewives of Potomac), ·Caroline Stanbury (The Real Housewives of Dubai), Colton Underwood (The Bachelor), Donna Kelce (“Mama” Kelce), Dorinda Medley (The Real Housewives of New York City), Eric Nam (Singer-Songwriter), Ian Terry (Big Brother), Johnny Weir (Olympic Figure Skater), Kristen Kish (Host, Top Chef), Rob Cesternino (Survivor), Lisa Rinna (The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills), Mark Ballas (Dancing with the Stars), Maura Higgins (Love Island USA Aftersun), Michael Rapaport (Actor), Monét X Change (RuPaul’s Drag Race), Natalie Anderson (Survivor), Porsha Williams (The Real Housewives of Atlanta), Rob Rausch (Love Island USA), Ron Funches (Comedian), Stephen Colletti (One Tree Hill), Tara Lipinski (Olympic Figure Skater), Tiffany Mitchell (Big Brother), and Yamil “Yam Yam” Arocho (Survivor) arriving at the castle.
And that is the first of many changes that will happen in the first three episodes. So, all the gameplay you have known in the past, forget about it!
That is what I really like about this season.
What I hate is all the fake reality stars on the show who know how to play the cameras more than the game. And one of them becomes a Traitor. I cursed out my television when host Alan Cumming touched their shoulder. It was like The Traitors jumped the shark because they gave the wrong person the job.
While I disagreed with that decision, I am actually enjoying the first three episodes because they are not like the first three seasons. I just wish they didn’t go with as many fakers as they did—also, way too many Bravo stars, enough with the Real Housewives. There are five this season.
Thankfully, NBC is giving us a civilian season, because I want people who are there to play the game, not save their dying careers.
