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Ron Funches took his son to a strip club
June 7th, 2024 under Jennifer Hudson, Ron Funches. [ Comments: 1 ]

Ron Funches’ son turned 21 in New Orleans. So he wanted to do something special for Malcolm’s big milestone.

What did he do? He told Jennifer Hudson on her talk show today that he took him to a strip club. How did it go? The comedian told her, “I could not be prouder of him!”

What? Bunches of Funches explained that his son was such a gentleman. Anytime one of the women would walk by, he would introduce himself and ask them their names. Isn’t that so sweet? I am sure they wanted to give him a free lap dance for making them feel like ladies.

Funches’ parenting was recognized by another patron that night, who told him that he hopes he can be as good of a dad as the Undatble actor.

That is not the only way that Funches is a good dad. He also helped design sneakers with Puma for his son, who is autistic.

Just when I thought I couldn’t love any more than I do. He does an interview like this!


Ron “Bunches of Funches” welcomed a bundle of joy!
April 28th, 2022 under Ron Funches. [ Comments: none ]

Ron Funches and his wife, Christina Dawn, have been working on a project together, and it was finally completed last week.

They welcomed their son, Theodore “Teddy” Bear Funches, on April 21st. That is the perfect name for the baby because his dad is a big ole teddy bear.

This is Funches second child. He has an 18-year-old son from a previous relationship.

Ron and Christina will celebrate their second wedding anniversary in August and engaged the year before that.


Ron Funches and his wife are expecting a bunches of Funches!
March 2nd, 2022 under Ron Funches. [ Comments: none ]

Ron Funches has been keeping a secret. He and his wife, Christina Dawn, are expecting their first child together next month.

This is their first child together and his second. He has a son, Malcolm, 18, from a previous relationship.

Ron Funches announced their engagement in 2019, and they got married the following year.


Ron Funches is undatable because he is a married man!
August 14th, 2020 under Ron Funches. [ Comments: 1 ]

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Back in November, Ron Funches revealed on The Late Late Show with James Corden that he is engaged to Christina Dawn. Today, he announced that they tied the knot!

In very shaky times it’s important to lean into what is solid. You have made my life better everyday since we met. I thought I’d be a single dad forever and I have to thank all the experiences, therapy, and good women who brought me into a space to be ready for the kindest, nerdiest, funniest, prettiest and most supportive woman I’ve ever met. You’re a great step mom, my best friend ( sorry @gabedinger), and I hope we watch Sitcoms, travel together, and sit on benches until we’re as old as Sophia and that black man she dated for one episode of the Golden Girls. I love you @hi_christinadawn.

Funches has a 17-year-old son, Malcolm, from a previous relationship.

Congrats to the two. I hope she is loving her some bunches of Funches.


Ron Funches is undateable
November 19th, 2019 under James Corden, Ron Funches. [ Comments: none ]

I don’t know about you, but whenever I notice it is 11:11, I make a wish. Ron Funches and his girlfriend are like me and do the same thing. They also say “I love you” when they see all four ones together on a clock.

Therefore, he decided to propose to his girlfriend on November 11th at 11:11. The only problem is that he told James Corden on The Late Late Show yesterday that he missed the AM one. Therefore, he made sure to not miss the PM one.

Thus, around 11:11p on 11/11, he was ready. However, she was sleeping, so he woke her up. She did not realize what he asked her at first, but then she said yes.

Since she did not even look at the ring, he feels he spent too much money on it. I am sure the next day, she could not stop looking at it.

They have not set a date, but I think they should do it on 11/11/20 at 11:11a.


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