Charlize Theron was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and she told him she was not asked by any boys to go to her school dance. Having experienced the same fate for his prom, he asked her to be his date. So the curtain dropped down and revealed a life-sized cardboard cut out of him as as a teen, gave her a corsage and asked her to pose with the younger him as he took photos. At first she wasn’t sure what to do, so he told her to pretend she was in love with him. So she took the stiff version of him and made him stiff when she kissed it. But it didn’t stop there because for the second picture she grabbed his balls. That picture was so hot it broke the camera and made him feel like a teenage boy all over again. This wasn’t the first time he had his teen self pose with a blonde actress, Scarlett Johansson was his first and I am sure Charlize Theron will not be his last.
Charlize Theron won an Oscar for Monster and now we see that that movie influenced her sex life. The beautiful actress is kinky in the bedroom as seen in this hacked video that was posted on FunnyOrDie. Who knew the new mother had such a wild side???
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Charlize Theron wore a dress that was so low cut, she should win a second Oscar for staying in it. I don’t know what tape she was using, but it is like the crazy glue for avoiding nip slips. I know the boys are upset because I am sure they wanted a glance, but no matter how many pictures I looked at those girls were no where to be seen. Better luck next revealing dress.
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WTF was up with Charlize Theron’s dress? Even Kate Winslet had to find what those things on her breasts were. Not only did those circular things emphasize her breasts, it also showed how flat she really is. I think the Oscar winner’s dress was like the movie title she won the Academy Awards for…Monster. I think the normally glamorous Charlize Theron was not at her best tonight, in fact I think she was the worst dressed at the Oscars.
Before Charlize Theron was killing people in Monster, she was being killed by a monster in Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest. The 19 year old was just as stunning in 1995 as she is now.
