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Most people who saw Borat did not find themselves laughing even once. Charlize Theron made up for it for all of us. She told Seth Meyers on Late Night yesterday, that she laughed so hard half way through the movie that her neck locked up.
It was so bad that she had to be taken away in an ambulance and spent five days in the hospital because of it. Even though she is healed now, she still has not seen the rest of the movie. Which normal people would tell her is a good thing, but I think she might actually like it.
You know, I wonder if Sacha Baron Cohen knows about this. If he does not, then someone needs to tell him. This way he will book her for his next prohect and she will laugh all the way to bank or maybe the hospital. While we go to see that movie and not understand why she thought it was so funny.
Charlize Theron knew that David Oyelowo as a serious actor, but she was not sure if he could be funny for their new movie Gringo. Before they started filming, they all went out to dinner and she found out how funny he is. He is such a pisser, he made her piss her pants. So much so, she had to go back to her hotel and change. Then Oyelowo confirmed to James Corden on The Late Late Show that she left a mark on the chair.
In a way, it was payback for the first time they met. She asked him how he feels about anal bleaching. Something he still does not know what it is to this day. Nor does he want to know.
Before Charlize Theron starred in Mad Max: Fury Road, she had fury waiting for boyfriend’s road to sucess in That Thing You Do. She looks the same now as she did when she was 20 in that 1996 movie.
Charlize Theron was on Watch What Happens Live yesterday and a caller wanted to know why it was so important that her Atomic Blonde Character be bisexual. The actress told her that she thinks it should be more “normalized by now” and she feels “that it is not represented enough in cinema.” Then Andy Cohen wanted to know if she ever “swam in the lady pond?” Has the actress who won an Oscar for playing a lesbian ever tried it out? She told the Bravo host, “When I was young, yes. Yeah. I feel, when you are young you kind of like exploring it all. It was pretty clear I liked dudes.” With that many dudes started picturing her experimenting and they are releasing their findings if you know what I mean.
Charlize Theron was on Conan yesterday and the TBS late night host asked her about going a date with a man that won her at a charity auction. To say she had a bad time would be an understatement. Most people who have been in her situation, are like they had a wonderful time whether or not they really did. So I respect her for being candid about her experience to Conan O’Brien. Even though I am sure there are plenty of men who are bummed they can never bid on a night alone with the Monster.
Would you auction yourself off for charity? I would because I have no problem selling myself to a guy for the night and at least for once the money would go to a good cause and not just me.
