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Charlize Theron says she may never live with another man
June 23rd, 2020 under Charlize Theron, Howard Stern. [ Comments: none ]


Charlize Theron was on Howard Stern’s radio show, and she told him she never wanted to get married. It was not something that she ever aspired to do. Now that she has two kids, Jackson and August, she doesn’t need a man to make her feel love. They keep her busy and give her all the love that she needs.

The Oscar winner has not sworn off of men. She likes to date, but that is probably as far as she will go. She doesn’t think she can ever live with another man. She explained, “I don’t know if I will be able to f*cking deal with that ever again. Like I am too old for that sh!t.”

The 44-year-old is willing to compromise.. Her lover is free to buy the house next to her’s. That seems fair!

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Will Bombshell have the loudest voice?
August 21st, 2019 under Charlize Theron, Keith & Nicole Urban. [ Comments: none ]


Showtime just finished airing The Loudest Voice, a series about the Roger Ailes/Gretchen Carlson scandal. That was on the small screen. Coming to the big screen in December is Bombshell which is going to tell the same story.

This time Nicole Kidman plays Gretchen Carlson, the part her best friend, Naomi Watts, played on the series. Which friend will be better in the role? We will find out.

We will also see who does a better job as the head of Fox News, John Lithgow or Russell Crowe. Well, that is a given. Lithgow all the way.

I miss the days when we got three telemovies about the same story. Big screen and small screen versions are not fair.

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Charlize Theron fakes an orgasm
May 3rd, 2019 under Charlize Theron, James Corden, Seth Rogen. [ Comments: none ]


Yesterday on The Late Late Show, Seth Rogen, Charlize Theron and James Corden acted out 20 Rom-Coms. I never realized how many leading men in those movies have dark curly hair. What is up with that Tom Hanks, Billy Crystal and Ben Stiller?

Anyways, back to the bit. While I don’t remember most of those movies as a whole, I remembered a lot of those lines. I just remember them being a lot more romantic on the big screen. Which is probably why, out of the three actors, only one was in a Rom-Com. Which makes me wonder was Knocked Up really a romantic comedy? What do you think?

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Watching Borat sent Charlize Theron to the hospital for five days
May 2nd, 2019 under Charlize Theron, Sacha Baron Cohen, Seth Meyers. [ Comments: none ]


Most people who saw Borat did not find themselves laughing even once. Charlize Theron made up for it for all of us. She told Seth Meyers on Late Night yesterday, that she laughed so hard half way through the movie that her neck locked up.

It was so bad that she had to be taken away in an ambulance and spent five days in the hospital because of it. Even though she is healed now, she still has not seen the rest of the movie. Which normal people would tell her is a good thing, but I think she might actually like it.

You know, I wonder if Sacha Baron Cohen knows about this. If he does not, then someone needs to tell him. This way he will book her for his next prohect and she will laugh all the way to bank or maybe the hospital. While we go to see that movie and not understand why she thought it was so funny.

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David Oyelowo made Charlize Theron pee in her pants
March 9th, 2018 under Charlize Theron, David Oyelowo, James Corden. [ Comments: none ]


Charlize Theron knew that David Oyelowo as a serious actor, but she was not sure if he could be funny for their new movie Gringo. Before they started filming, they all went out to dinner and she found out how funny he is. He is such a pisser, he made her piss her pants. So much so, she had to go back to her hotel and change. Then Oyelowo confirmed to James Corden on The Late Late Show that she left a mark on the chair.

In a way, it was payback for the first time they met. She asked him how he feels about anal bleaching. Something he still does not know what it is to this day. Nor does he want to know.

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