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David Oyelowo shows us how hard it is to take a selfie with kids and pets
March 16th, 2020 under David Oyelowo. [ Comments: none ]

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The challenges of a family selfie. #fail

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All David Oyelowo wanted to do was take a selfie with his wife, Jessica, their four children and their three dogs. How did it go? It was as chaotic as trying to get toilet paper right after the store gets a new shipment in. It was also just as painful because one of his sons screamed, “ow, my balls!”

While it was very dangerous, it also looks like it was a lot of fun. Those are the best selfies! Aren’t they?

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David Oyelowo made Charlize Theron pee in her pants
March 9th, 2018 under Charlize Theron, David Oyelowo, James Corden. [ Comments: none ]


Charlize Theron knew that David Oyelowo as a serious actor, but she was not sure if he could be funny for their new movie Gringo. Before they started filming, they all went out to dinner and she found out how funny he is. He is such a pisser, he made her piss her pants. So much so, she had to go back to her hotel and change. Then Oyelowo confirmed to James Corden on The Late Late Show that she left a mark on the chair.

In a way, it was payback for the first time they met. She asked him how he feels about anal bleaching. Something he still does not know what it is to this day. Nor does he want to know.

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David Oyelowo was a virgin when he got married!
February 16th, 2017 under David Oyelowo, Larry King. [ Comments: none ]


David Oyelowo was a guest on Larry King Now and the Ora TV host wanted to know something about him that people don’t know. He said he was a virgin until the day he married his wife at 22, 18 years ago. King had to know why and how he waited so long. O-yellow-o told him, “It was always, a gift, I had, hoped to give my wife and so I did.”

Doesn’t that just make you love him more? Who doesn’t want a man who wants to give his virginity to his wife. It worked because nearly 2 decades and 4 kids later, they are still going strong. Maybe more of us should wait. Too late for many of us, but it is a nice thought.

Back to Oyelowo, how much do you love his deep laugh? I could listen to that all day long.

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David Oyelowo’s dad is cuter than him!
August 20th, 2015 under David Oyelowo, Jimmy Fallon. [ Comments: none ]


David Oyelowo was on The Tonight Show yesterday and he brought his father along with him. The last time the Oscar nominee was on the show, he told Jimmy Fallon that his dad hates that a lot people say O-yellow-o wrong even though he says everyone elses name wrong. So when the NBC late night host found out he was there, he asked the cameras to focus on the elder Oyelowo. When the spotlight was on him, he stood up and waved to the audience. Fallon thought it was so cute that he stood up, that he asked the cameras to pan back over to him. Once again he stood up and waved the audience. The whole time the cameras were on he smiled from ear to ear looking cuter than his son and enjoying what David has. I hope that the junior brings his pops to all of his TV appearances because he needs as much camera time as possible.

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It’s a good thing that Brad Pitt is pretty!
January 5th, 2015 under Brangelina, David Oyelowo. [ Comments: none ]


We know that Brad Pitt can act, and now sadly we are finding out that he can’t sing. On Saturday night at the Palm Springs International Film Festival, Mr Angelina Jolie sang the name of star from the movie he produced, Selma. You see, David Oyelowo’s last name is hard to pronounce. So Benjamin Button decided to put it to song and now we all know how to say it.
Even though his singing voice might not have won us over, his creativity to teach us how to say David Oh-yellow-oh was. Therefore making us suffer through his voice, worth it.

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