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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis react their marriage being over
June 20th, 2019 under Ashton Kutcher, That '70s Show. [ Comments: none ]

Every week, it is reported that Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are either breaking up or they are having twins. This week, In Touch said that they are splitting up because he has a dark secret and she is taking the kids.

Well, they are as shocked as we are that Kelso and Jackie couldn’t make their three-year marriage work. So much so, they recorded a video to show us how shocked they are. Now we are left to wonder, are they having twins to join daughter Wyatt, 4, and son Dmitri, 2. Congrats on the babies!


Ashton Kutcher asked Brad Pitt if he could date Jennifer Aniston
January 23rd, 2019 under Ashton Kutcher, Brad Pitt. [ Comments: none ]

Back when Ashton Kutcher was 17, he made a $1,000 bet with his friends that he would go on a date with Friends’ Jennifer Aniston. Several years later he met her, and he told Graham Norton that he asked Brad Pitt, who was her husband at the time, if he could ask her out. Her then-husband was like go for it. Therefore, he went up to his crush and asked her out for some pizza. Was she so flattered that she said yes? Hell no. She rejected him on the spot.

It’s OK, he has done better. A lot better. And now he and Aniston are friends and have had several friendly dates. No word, if he paid his friend the $1,000. Which I am not sure if he should or shouldn’t.

Anyways, how freaking awesome is that story? Imagine asking a stranger if you can date his wife and that guy saying go ahead? It does not happen. What happens is that guy punches the suitor right in the kisser.


Ashton Kutcher is losing his hair
June 5th, 2018 under Ashton Kutcher. [ Comments: none ]

We think of Ashton Kutcher as a manly guy and turns out he is full of extra testosterone. According to what he told Conan O’Brien that is causing the hunky actor to go bald prematurely. That is right, his hairline is receding.

What is he going to do about it? Is he going to do a Donald Trump combover, a hair again/off again like John Travolta or just go completely bald like The Rock? None of the above. He is going to do a Ron Howard and wear a baseball cap when it happens.

But that does not mean he is letting it go gracefully. Up until he and Mila Kunis decided to have kids about three years ago, he was trying to keep his hair in his head with Finasteride. He did not know how that medicine would affect his little boys, so he went off the meds. And off went some of his brown locks. I wonder if he looked in the mirror and said, “Dude, where’s my hair?”

Anyways, I think he will still be the guy we fell in love with in the ’70s with or without hair. What do you think?


Ashton Kutcher goes too far on the Kiss Cam!
February 28th, 2018 under Ashton Kutcher. [ Comments: none ]

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis went to the LA Kings game the other night and they got caught on the Kiss Cam. At first the loving couple went in for a sweet kiss, but then Ashton went full Kelso and Jackie blocked his tongue like she just saw the goalie block a puck! And just like his That ’70s Show persona, he laughed it off like we all did with them.


Uncle Jesse and Kelso ran into each other food shopping
October 2nd, 2017 under Ashton Kutcher, John Stamos, Strange Encounters. [ Comments: none ]

While most celebrities have their assistants go shopping for them, John Stamos and Ashton Kutcher do it themselves. The other day, the two hunks ran into each other and found out they were both making lasagna for their special ladies. Just one is making it the normal way and the one is making it the yucky aka healthy way. Either way, both of them look good enough to eat! Don’t you agree?


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