Seriously? OMG! WTF?

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A lot has changed for actors since COVID-19 happened, and one of those things is how they prepare to make out. Before, it was just go and kiss. That was then, and now there is an extra step they must do before that big moment. Riverdale’s KJ Apa and Camila Mendes showed us that they have to gargle something for a minute before they can lock lips for the camera.

I wonder how many actors are like they wished this rule was instituted earlier because kissing someone with bad breath is the worst. So many of their co-stars would purposely eat something like garlic or fish to prank their onscreen lover. That is something I would have done had I pursued acting.

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Forget Channing Tatum starring in that horrendous remake of Splash, Apa should land the role because he looks so good with a fishtail.

If this is what they mean about there being plenty of fish in the sea, then I am going for a swim.

KJ Apa finally had his cherry popped when he got to appear on The Ellen DeGeneres Show for the first time today. Why now? He got cheeky with her when he showed her his peach during a birthday message he recorded for the talk show host. He knew that Ellen was going to see his a$$ in the reflection of the window on his balcony. It did not bother him because he was sure he had the best video of the bunch. He did.

Good thing, he is going to get Ellen underwear for being on the show. He is definitely going to need a pair. Not because he likes to send naked videos. It is because she scared the crap out of the New Zealand actor who was making fun of her wife’s country/continent Australia.

The Riverdale star got so frightened he jumped out of his chair and ran around it. Then when his heart returned to a normal rhythm, he laughed about it in a way that is so endearing. It left a huge smile on my face as big as his buttcrack.

I bet he is so happy he finally got to be on the show after that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjInLeo42pg
Tonight at 8p, Riverdale gets its second spinoff, the first on The CW. Katy Keene (Lucy Hale) is a woman in her 20’s who is so close to living her dream.

Ever since she was a little girl, she wanted to be a dress designer who worked at Lacy’s in Manhattan. Well, she got half of her wish. She works for the head of personal shopping, Gloria Grandbilt (Katherine LaNasa), as one of her girls. There is a promotion coming up, and Katy wants it more than anything. Gloria tells her if she gets the job, she cannot be a designer while she has the job. It is all about putting Lacy’s clothes and accessories on the clients.

Nothing is going to stop he, not even her perfect boyfriend, KO (Zane Holtz). His dream is to be a fighter, and the couple does not fight over anything. They have been together for the good times and the bad ones. As in when her mother died. After she lost her mother, his family accepted her as one of their own. Now, they are just waiting for her officially become one of the family.

While KO is part of her family, she has also formed a family with her roommate Jorge (Jonny Beauchamp), who also goes as Ginger. By day, he is auditioning to be on Broadway, at night he is performing as Ginger. He wants to be on the Great White Way, but they don’t want him because they think he is too gay. He is at the point where he is starting to lose hope.

Who is not losing hope is Josie from the Pussycats in Riverdale and Katy and Ginger’s new roomie. She left her hometown to be a singer in the big city. While she is singing in a park, she is discovered by Alexander Calbot (Lucien Laviscount). He wants to revive his father’s record label, and he thinks Josie will be perfect for it. The only problem is that his sister Alexandra (Camille Hyde), does not.

Katy Keene is about the transition period we go through when we are fresh out of school. You have stars in your eyes that everything is possible. However, achieving what you want is not as easy as you thought it was going to be. This show is about achieving enjoyment, so watch it every Thursday at 8p.

Before K.J. Apa was jamming with Josie and the Pussycats on Riverdale, he was getting a guitar lesson from Ed Sheeran on Shortland Street. How cute was the 16-year-old playing with the musical genius back in 2007?

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