There is a conspiracy going on at the White House, and someone is trying to take out sweet First Dog Major Biden. That is because CNN is reporting that the 3-year-old German Shepard is rumored to have bitten another employee there.
First lady Jill Biden’s press secretary Michael LaRosa told CNN. “Yes, Major nipped someone on a walk. Out of an abundance of caution, the individual was seen by WHMU and then returned to work without injury.”
A source said the alleged incident happened on Monday to a National Parks employee.
This is the second time this happened in a month. The first so-called incident happened on March 8th. After that, Major’s dad, President Biden, said that his son got some dog training. I have a feeling he is going to need a refresher course.
However, I don’t blame the rescue dog. He was just protecting his dad from the past administration’s leftovers who have a thing against this POTUS. Major is doing what his natural breed, and that is to protect his best friend. The pup is doing the best he can under these circumstances.
On Monday, the sad news broke that First Dogs Champ and Major were sent back home to Delaware after the younger canine allegedly bit a Secret Service Agent.
Hot off of her interview with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, Oprah Winfrey landed the brothers’ first interview, and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert got the first look. It turns out Major did not bite the agent; it was the other way around.
Now that the truth is out there, I hope that First Dogs are welcomed back into the White House with open paws. The injustice needs to be rectified ASAP.
I rarely find Colbert funny, but this had me barking out loud!
When President Biden was elected, one of the things we most looked forward to, is dogs being back in the White House after a four-year hiatus. However, the dog days of summer at 1600 Penn barely lasted a month.
According to CNN, the First Dogs were sent home to Delaware after Major allegedly bit a security office. The article goes on to say that the 3-year-old German Shepard is said to have also shown “agitated behavior on multiple occasions, including jumping, barking, and ‘charging’ at staff and security.”
Major was being a good boy and protecting his dad. Can you blame him? The previous administration and his cult followers have had it out for Biden.
Plus, we don’t know if his aggressive behavior is because the people were roughhousing with him. He is still a puppy, unlike his 13-year-old brother Champ, so he likes to play.
I say bring the canines back because they bring joy to their masters and the people who voted for them. Just get a dog trainer to work with him on his aggression.
Let’s be honest, Major’s alleged attack is less harmful than anything the orange occupant before Biden did. He didn’t get anyone killed with his bark.
UPDATE: Reuters’ Jeff Mason tweeted, “.@PressSec says @POTUS dogs will return to the White House soon, confirms the younger dog caused a minor injury to someone, who was treated at the White House.”
Do you know how Joey had a stuffed penguin on Friends? Ever wonder what would happen if real penguins visited his apartment? Well, that actually happened. The flightless birds from Shedd Aquarium visited the Friends’ Experience in Chicago, and they had a blast. They got to see Hugsy, check out Monica’s apartment, and get some coffee at Central Perk.
In other words, Howard, Georgia, Fitz, and Mercedes all had a day they will never forget. If you are in Illinois, you too can have that same excitement starting on March 17th. Be a Friend and go see both! You can make a day of it.
If you think about it, it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year because of COVID-19, so this will help to get you out of second gear.
NYC has been going through a lot of changes recently, and it needs to be cleaned up. Well, it got some help from an unusual source, a dog. He saw a rat and put it in his mouth like it was pizza. Wonder where he learned that from?
