Andy Cohen asked Hilary Swank to play Plead the Fifth on Watch What Happens Live yesterday and we are not sure if she revealed something juicy about a former co-star.
First, he asked the Boys Don’t Cry star if she “ever dipped in the lady pond?” Without hesitation she told the Bravo talk show host, “No!” Then he wanted to know who was her most and least enjoyable onscreen kisses. Going off of the question, she said Chloe Sevingy. Then we had to guess if that was the best or worst. When he asked her if that means she is the best, she was like, “Sure?” Then she blurted out, “Richard Gere.” Does that mean the sex symbol is the worst? All the Oscar winner would say is, “I didn’t say that.” Or did she? What do you think?
Andy Cohen asked Amber Tamblyn about her husband David Cross drinking her breast milk, and what happens next is why they call this show Watch What Happens Live. The new mom had pumped before she came out and she asked him if he would want to try it. Even though he made a face, he agreed to do it. Once it was in his hands, he was rightfully hesitant. But then with the whole audience screaming, “Chug, chug, chug,” he did it. Then we all cringed with him. So gross.
Later on the show, the Joan of Arcadia star revealed to him that she drank her Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants costar’s breast milk once, so in way he had both Blake Lively and her breast milk in his mouth. Maybe the third movie should be called Sisterhood of the Traveling Breast Milk. They just keep passing a baby around their boobs. Or maybe not.
Andy Cohen asked Goldie Hawn what her reaction was to her oldest son showing off his butt on Instagram, and she gave the Watch What Happens Live host an answer he was never expecting.
She said that Oliver Hudson makes her laugh and then she shared a story about him when he was just a week old. Goldie’s golden story about her big boy is, “When I had him circumcised, the doctor came out and said, ‘You’ll be happy to know I came out to get a bigger clamp.'” Then she added, “I was thrilled!” I am sure he is thrilled that his mom revealed that not so little tidbit about him. I mean it only get bigger after that, right? Now, I will be checking out his crotch when I ever see photos of him.
Before Madonna played Evita in the 1996 movie, Patti LuPone originated the role on Broadway in 1979. Yesterday, while the legendary actress was on Watch What Happens Live someone called in and asked her if Madge and her ever had a conversation about playing the same iconic role.
Lupone said that the two of them spoke only once and all the singer said to her was, “I’m taller than you.” Then Andy Cohen asked his guest what she thought of the taller actress in Evita. This is where it gets good, oh so very good. LuPone told him, “I was on the treadmill, you know when MTV had videos, right, and I saw I believe it was Bueno Aires and I thought it was a piece of sh!t.” Then she continued on, “Madonna is a movie killer. She is dead behind the eyes, she cannot act her way out of a paper bag, She should not be in film or on stage.” Don’t cry for Madonna because it is true. Did you see Swept Away? That is one of the worst movies ever made, like Top 5 worst movies ever made.
LuPone wasn’t all negative about her because she also said, “She is a wonderful performer for what she does, but she is not an actress. Bang!” Madonna definitely felt that bang, we felt that bang.
Ob la di, ob la da life goes on, and it goes on so much better thanks to LuPone’s brutal and accurate honesty. Can anyone deny that what she said isn’t the truth?
They performed over 800 songs on Glee over its 6 seasons, but which one was the one that Lea Michele hated to do the most? That is what Andy Cohen wanted to know on Watch What Happens Live yesterday. Was it Gangnam Style? She says it is when they did Ylvis’ The Fox (What does a Fox Say?) with puppets. I don’t know about you, but I enjoyed that one. There were so many other worse performances, which one still irks you?
When it comes to her favorites it is either Journey Don’t Stop Believin’ or Queen’s Need Somebody to Love. Both were two of the Fox show’s most iconic performance. Personally, I am surprised she didn’t go with Barbra Streisand’s Don’t Rain on My Parade, I thought that was her best solo out of them all.
To re-watch them telling us what the fox says, then click here!
