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Can America trade Ed Sheeran for Katy Perry and Lionel Richie?
May 2nd, 2023 under Alanis Morissette, American Idol 9+, Ed Sheeran, Katy Perry, Lionel Richie. [ Comments: none ]

So there is a rumor that King Charles III asked Ed Sheeran to perform at his coronation concert this weekend, and he said no. He wasn’t the only musician.

So the King had to cross the pond and ask two American Idols if they would do it. And Katy Perry and Lionel Richie said yes.

Well, that leaves American Idol without two judges on Sunday’s live show. So what is the singing competition going to do? They are going to ask Sheeran and Alanis Morissette to fill in for them.

So if we are getting two people who are part of the United Kingdom to fill in for the Yankees, why can’t we make a trade permanent? You oughta know, I would rather them over the two who can’t go all night, all night long. What about you?

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How petite is Ryan Seacrest?
May 1st, 2023 under American Idol 9+, Ryan Seacrest. [ Comments: none ]

Adam Lambert was a mentor and performer on last night’s American Idol for Rock and Roll Hall of Fame night. I don’t know why because he will never get in.

Anyways. When Ryan Seacrest needed to chat with the singer, the host had to get a crate in order to do so. I knew Seacrest was little; I just didn’t know he was that little.

But then again, next to Frankenstein in platforms, a lot of us look smaller in the rearview mirror.

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Katy Perry’s ugly crying face
April 3rd, 2023 under American Idol 9+, Katy Perry. [ Comments: none ]

American Idol makes the judges cry. And tonight’s episode made Katy Perry ugly cry. And boy, was she ugly when she cried!

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Katy Perry gave Lionel Richie a mullet
February 26th, 2023 under American Idol 9+, Katy Perry, Lionel Richie. [ Comments: none ]

Katy Perry was rocking so hard during an American Idol audition that her extensions fell out.

Since she wasn’t going to put it back on her head, she decided to put on Lionel Richie’s instead. You know what? It works on the crooner. So much so that I think he should grow it out in the back!

What do you think?

To see her lose her hair, then click here!

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Did American Idol finally change up the judges?
July 28th, 2022 under American Idol 9+, Katy Perry, Lionel Richie, Luke Bryan. [ Comments: none ]

Even since American Idol made the move from Fox to ABC, Katy Perry, Lionel Richie, and Luke have been the judges. Would season 6 finally be the year the network tries something new? Nope, they will all be back, along with Ryan Seacrest as the host. Maybe they will get the seven-year itch?

ABC made this announcement to let us know that virtual auditions start next week for all 50 states and DC.

To see which city they are doing on what date, then click here!

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