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An inconvenient question could have led to an inconvenient joke on Match Game! |
| July 6th, 2018 under Alec Baldwin, Joel McHale, Laverne Cox. [ Comments: none ]
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| https://youtu.be/BImYb5IPiFg?t=307
Match Game is back on ABC and the show had some new first-time celebrity panelists like David Arquette, Michael Ealy and Laverne Cox on the game show yesterday. Even though they are newbies, they showed us humor never gets old when it is unintended!
Alec Baldwin asked the question, “When Al Gore was younger, he made a movie called Inconvenient Truth. Now that he is getting older, he is seeing his doctor about an inconvenient blank.”
Alex was hoping that the celebs would say ache, and he was so wrong. So wrong, the audience rightfully booed him. Joel McHale went with, “constant pee.” Constance Zimmer thought it should be “hernia”. Arquette went with the opposite of McHale because he said, “poop.” Caroline Rhea’s response rhymed with Arquette’s because she thought it should be “tooth”.
Believe it or not, it was tame until then. When Alec got to Ealy, he wrote down “penis.” I guess he forgot who was sitting to his left. Before Baldwin even had a chance to say anything, Cox warned him, “Don’t go there Alec!” She then added, “No comment on that!” In case you have been living under a rock and a hard place, she previously went to her doctors for an inconvenient penis. Oh the jokes they could have made, but ABC’s censors would have Arquette’s answer if they did.
In case you were wondering, Cox went little higher with her answer. She thought of what most older men complain about and that is prostate.
When it comes to the newbies, I think all of them would make great repeat panelists. In fact, Cox was so funny, she deserves her own game show.
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Alec Baldwin has another one |
| May 17th, 2018 under Alec Baldwin. [ Comments: none ]
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Alec Baldwin and his wife, Hilaria, welcomed their fourth child together, his fifth. The little boy came into the world weighing 8lbs 2oz. No other details are known at this time.
The one thing we do know for sure is that Ireland, 22, Carmen, 4, Rafael, 2, and Leonardo, 1, cannot wait to meet their baby brother.
At the rate the Match Game host is having babies, he will need another hip transplant before the next one comes out next year. Not only because of the process of making them, but also chasing after them as they slowly start to take over the house. After all, there are twice as many kids in their home as there are adults.
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Lots of laughs on Big Bang Theory, Young Sheldon and Will & Grace tonight |
| March 29th, 2018 under Alec Baldwin, Chuck Lorre, Debra Messing, Sean Hayes. [ Comments: none ]
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| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvCrw7WmF24
The night starts off at 8p with The Big Bang Theory on CBS and they have their richest guest star ever. Bill Gates plays himself and you know the boys are going to geek out over him.
But he is not there for them, he is there for Penny (Kaley Cuoco). When she tells the gang that she is going to give him a tour on Monday, but he is flying on Sunday. Sheldon (Jim Parson) becomes skeptical because Sunday is April Fool’s Day and he thinks she is playing a joke on him.
As much as Penny (Kaley Cuoco) would love to take her husband to meet the computer mogul with her, she can’t. Thus, Leonard decides to find out which hotel he is staying at and takes Raj (Kunal Nayyar) and Wolowitz (Simon Helberg) with him. Will they meet him? What happens when they do? You don’t want to miss what happens next.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqJnPHW0HWM
Then at 8:30p, Young Sheldon decides to try something different. After Sheldon (Iain Armitage) loses the science fair, he announces he is giving up on science.
His parents (Zoe Perry and Lance Barber) take him back to the therapist to help him but instead, Sheldon has a new goal for his life. He is going to study the arts and audition for the school play. Since he has to be perfect at everything he does, he watches several movies to learn how to act?
Does it work? The director (Jason Alexander) thinks he is perfect for the lead role and casts him as it. The only problem is his parents do not approve and try to talk him out of it. They will not be able to do it. You do not want to miss opening night because you will see an unforgettable performance. One you will be talking about tomorrow, tomorrow.
Jason Alexander does such a great job on the darling sitcom, they have to make him a recurring cast member next season. He can even date Meemaw (Annie Potts)! She needs some action and we know she likes the theater. A match made in heaven.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxIb1BdxoKc
Then at 9p but over on NBC, Alec Baldwin returns to Will & Grace as Karen’s (Megan Mullally) lover. Just as Karen is getting some loving, Jack (Sean Hayes) loses his.
Talking about losses, Grace (Debra Messing) takes Will (Eric McCormack) up to her dad’s (Robert Klein) to celebrate her late mother’s birthday. Her sisters (Sara Rue and Mary McCormack) want Grace to convince their dad to sell their house. She does not want to do, but they insist that she does it. What will her dad do? All I will say is that Will is the one that helps make up his mind.
Out of all of the revivals, Will & Grace is the one that got it the most right. Every week, I do at least one loud cackle and two spit takes. Tonight I did more than that, thanks to Baldwin and his magic pajamas.
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Alec Baldwin gets teary eyed wishing his wife a Happy Valentine’s Day |
| February 14th, 2018 under Alec Baldwin. [ Comments: none ]
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Alec Baldwin and his wife, Hilaria Baldwin have been married for five and a half years, and you can tell he loves her more with each passing day. For Valentine’s Day, he recorded a special message for the mother of his three and a half children and told her he is thankful he got to know her. As he got to that part, his eyes started to well up. At that moment, we all knew what they have is true love.
For all of us, who are spending this commercial holiday alone, know that that someone special is out there somewhere. Because he did not meet his soul mate until he was in his 50’s. We just have to hold tight and pray Cupid finally gets to our name the list. Where is that son of a bitch already with my gosh darn arrow. I don’t have all year. Oh wait Valentine’s Day is a year away, so I do, but not the point.
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All those babies are tough on Alec Baldwin’s hip? |
| February 7th, 2018 under Alec Baldwin. [ Comments: none ]
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Alec Baldwin will have 4 kids in 5 years, and looks like all of that sex is tough on the 59-year-old’s hip. So much so, the actor went in for a hip replacement surgery this morning, and his pregnant wife and baby mama Hilaria Baldwin says that all went well.
I wonder if this why he dropped out of starring in the straight-to-series comedy that was downgraded to a pilot by ABC yesterday? No word if the surgery will effect him playing Donald Trump on Saturday Night Live for the near future. Dr Google says it takes about 3-6 weeks to resume normal activities.
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