Remember that scene in Better Off Dead when Curtis Armstrong accidentally pushed John Cusack into a garbage truck? Well, it looks like someone did the same thing to Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas.
The three brothers were seen in the back of a truck that was carrying discarded trees.
Imagine driving on the highway and seeing them in the back of the logging truck? It would remind you of that scene from Final Destination 2, which has terrified people from driving behind open trucks with logs strapped down in them since 2003.
I would honestly be contemplating if I would want the truck to slam on its breaks so I could have a Jonas Brother in my car. However, there are two problems with that. One, they would probably die from the impact and get blood all over me and my car. Two, with my luck, I would get a tree to the head like the state trooper.
Since this took place in Toronto this weekend, I wonder if they are holding the Jonas Brothers hostage until the dumb-ass removes the unfair tariffs on our peaceful neighbors? Or will Justin Trudeau charge us a 25% tariff to export the band back into the States?
Maybe we can make a trade? We will send Canada Ryan Reynolds, Justin Bieber, and Ted Cruz to get them back. But that is not a fair trade because the Canucks got the short end of the stick. So we can allow them to throw in Nickleback if they want.
Here ye! Here ye! Today is Groundhog’s Day. So, you know what that means? It means we found out if we are going to have an early Spring or six more weeks of Winter.
As is the annual tradition in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, we awaited for Punxsutawney Phil to come out of his Gobbler’s Knob to find out if he will see his shadow or not.
At dawn, the Inner Circle knocked on his door, but he was fast asleep. So they had to wake him up and drag his sleepy ass out of his bed.
Did the Grumpy Groundhog see his shadow or not? He did. And that means we have six more weeks of Winter. Bah humbug.
When it comes to why he needed his sleep, the proud pop welcomed his first two children with his wife, Phyllis, in March. And what new dad doesn’t need his sleep?
January was a month of ups and downs for Milo Ventimiglia and his wife, Jarah Mariano. The couple was getting their house ready for their first child together, but then they lost the homes they were living in and the one under construction during the LA fires, along with everything they had inside.
But it wasn’t all bad news for them. On January 23rd, they welcomed Ke’ala Coral Ventimiglia into their lives.
“My family & I are together, happy, healthy & safe, which is truly all that matters,” the new mom wrote. “We are deeply grateful to all of the heroes who help battle fires, as well as care for everyone affected by the aftermath for years to come. This will be an extended process of rebuilding and grieving for many, but we are feeling optimistic & inspired to welcome all of the exciting newness of our fresh start!”
May the rest of the year and their lives be filled with happiness.
Have you ever wondered why Pete Davidson is so popular with the ladies? Now, we know. The “comedian” is an alien.
At least that is according to the classified video that was accidentally leaked by a Hexlad employee today. I won’t mention names because if I do, the government might send Gordon Ramsay to his kitchen nightmare until he goes to Hell’s Kitchen.
Now that we know the truth about Davidson, it explains so much. Don’t you agree?
