Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Abby Lee Miller/Instagram

Neil Patrick Harris, James Corden, and Bobby Carnavale are starring in Art on Broadway, and Abby Lee Miller went to see the show. After the show was over, she posed with the three men outside the theater.

Nothing out of the ordinary about that. Well, that was until she posted the photo she took with NPH. Why is that the case? She did some sort of fuckery with it, and Doogie Howser looks like he went to the doctor to make him appear like he did when the show came out in 1989. He looks like he lost Slap Bets to everyone who ever worked on How I Met Your Mother.

As soon as the actor saw the photo with the dance teacher, he had just one question. He wanted to know, “Ummm… what did you do to my face..?” It looks as though she ruined it, just as she did the joy of dance for the girls who appeared on Dance Moms. It is as though she trampled on it, like she did their dreams.

So the moral of the story is: if you are going to post a photo of a celebrity, only airbrush your face, not theirs. They like to do that to their own faces. That is, only their guy is not available to give them their booster shot of fillers and Botox.

Do you think that Harris should get the work needed to make that face permanent? Or should he leave it as it is now?

Jennifer Aniston/Instagram

Jennifer Aniston shared a photo of herself with two Cousin Its, and I was like is she having a three-way with them? Have her hair extensions taken on a life of their own? Are they her stunt double and stand-in if she were to play Cousin It in Wednesday?

It is none of the above. Instead, she is promoting her haircare line, LolaVie, which I have been meaning to try.

While her products might be good, this concept is bad because I have seen too many Horror movies where life-size hair figures come to life and kill people. So this is giving me nightmares.

Nick Jonas/Instagram

Remember that scene in Better Off Dead when Curtis Armstrong accidentally pushed John Cusack into a garbage truck? Well, it looks like someone did the same thing to Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas.

The three brothers were seen in the back of a truck that was carrying discarded trees.

Imagine driving on the highway and seeing them in the back of the logging truck? It would remind you of that scene from Final Destination 2, which has terrified people from driving behind open trucks with logs strapped down in them since 2003.

I would honestly be contemplating if I would want the truck to slam on its breaks so I could have a Jonas Brother in my car. However, there are two problems with that. One, they would probably die from the impact and get blood all over me and my car. Two, with my luck, I would get a tree to the head like the state trooper.

Since this took place in Toronto this weekend, I wonder if they are holding the Jonas Brothers hostage until the dumb-ass removes the unfair tariffs on our peaceful neighbors? Or will Justin Trudeau charge us a 25% tariff to export the band back into the States?

Maybe we can make a trade? We will send Canada Ryan Reynolds, Justin Bieber, and Ted Cruz to get them back. But that is not a fair trade because the Canucks got the short end of the stick. So we can allow them to throw in Nickleback if they want.

What do you think?

Joe Jonas posted the above photo and told us to caption it, so I did.

He did not tell us why they are dressed as bananas. However, I am sure the reason is just as bananas as how they look. I guess you can say it is a-peal-ing to them.

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