Ariana Grande has been all over the World promoting Wicked: For Good, meeting fans and talking to the press. Because of that, she got something wicked, as in COVID.
Maybe if she says, “Vivahlos vivahlos meno non cordo meno,” her illness will go away. Although it might turn her into something she doesn’t want to be, just like what happened in the movie. Granted, those words did save lives, even if they were not always appreciated.
Seriously, I hope she feels better. And thankfully, for her, it happened at the end of the press tour.
Tonight on Ghosts at 8:30p on CBS, Sam (Rose McIver) leaves her husband, Jay (Utkarsh Ambudkar), alone with the Ghosts.
Since Jay can’t hear or see them, Trevor (Asher Grodman), Hetty (Rebecca Wisocky), Alberta (Danielle Pinnock), Isaac (Brandon Scott Jones), Sass (Román Zaragoza), and Thor (Devan Chandler Long) give Sam a list of things for him to do while she is gone.
As soon as she leaves with Pete (Richie Moriarty) to go to Chicago to talk about the book she wrote with Isaac, Jay decides to ignore the list.
The Ghosts are not happy about that, so they reach out to Kyle (Ben Feldman), the man who can also see Ghosts, to come for a visit and do what Jay won’t.
Why is that so bad? Because Kyle tried to kiss Sam, and now Jay hates him. What will happen when he shows up? You are not going to want to miss it.
Although Sam might miss Thanksgiving when her plane back from Chicago is cancelled. Thus, giving Kyle and Jay more time to be alone. Fun and funny!
Did you know that American Idol will be back in 67 days? I just wrote six seven!
Do you find that annoying? You are not alone. Carrie Underwood feels the same way.
However, she came up with a way to get kids to stop doing it. What is this miraculous solution? Every time you hear those numbers said together in that order, follow up immediately with 5-3-0-9.
If you are a good adult, then you will have taught those six seveners to get that reference. If not, just keep asking them what Jenny’s phone number is.
Granted, that will lead them to ask a lot of questions, like, Who is Jenny? How do you know her number, because I don’t even know yours. Why are you singing those numbers like that? And so on?
Lovesense’s new vibrator, Spinel, is so powerful that it can mash potatoes. I don’t know if I should be scared or excited. I think a little bit of both.
The heating, rechargeable vibrator, which comes with three attachments, can go up to 1450 thrusts per minute, and that will make you cum. Writing about how fast it goes made my legs suddenly go out of fear.
But maybe I can convince them to open up since the Spinel is on sale for half off. However, I am sure it will get everyone who uses it fully off.
Do you want to experience that amount of thrusting?
Did I mention you control the speed with an app on your phone? And it also comes with a suction cup, so you can place it wherever you want. Who needs a man when you have all of the above?
