Before Jackie Earle Haley was killing kids in their sleep in Nightmare on Elm Street, he was a kid drinking Canada Dry Soft Drinks. How cute was the 11-year-old in that 1972 commercial?
On July 30th, Harold & Kumar Go to the White Castle is celebrating its 20th anniversary. And finally, after twenty years, White Castle is doing something to promote the film.
They are giving away digital versions of the stoner comedy for free. Well, sort of. In order to get it, you need to either order a Harold & Kumar Crave Clutch, which includes twenty sliders or buy two boxes of White Castle sliders in the frozen aisle by July 31st. After you do, you will be given a promo code so that you can download the highlarious feature.
What do you have to lose? You can only gain from this! Pounds and a funny movie!
True story. Every time I interview Kal Penn, I get mad. Why? Because I crave White Castle when I see him, and we have none near me. He told me I can get them at the store. But it is not the same. There is nothing like a fresh White Castle burger! It is so bad for you, but it is so delicious! And that is why Harold and Kumar did all they could to get one!
Drew Carey went to see Phish for the first time this weekend, and he saw them at the Sphere in Vegas. You know, that concert venue which has mind-blowing visuals all over its walls as the musicians are performing?
The Price Is Right host enjoyed it so much he wrote in a tweet it was like a religious experience. He could’ve left it there, and we all understood what he meant.
However… Yesterday, he was on @fter Midnight and Taylor Tomlinson made a huge mistake. She asked him, “If you weren’t being filmed right now, what would you say?”
With that, he walked in front of the podium to the center of the stage and described what it was like to experience his new favorite band.
“So, I saw Phish at the Sphere this weekend, Never saw Phish, didn’t know a Phish tune, and they fucking blew my mind off so hard.
“I had a bunch of girls with me, and I thought to myself, is this what it’s like to [he was bleeped].
“People there can verify. This is 100% true. This is what it was like. It was like being edged for four days straight. And then right before the face-melting climax at the end of the fourth day, an angel comes down from heaven, Gabriel, and he shoots fucking heroin in your arm, and he says, ‘Good luck now, Mother Fucker!’ And he leaves, and you have an orgasm for 15 minutes while your eyeballs fall out of your head!
“Next time, they play the Sphere. You better not miss it.”
And with that, Sphere’s booking people called Phish’s managers and are trying to book them for another residency. And when they do, I will break my “I will never go back to Las Vegas rule” to see them.
Seriously, that is the best review that anyone can ask for.
Now, back to @fter Midnight. The rest of the show was Thomas Lennon and Weird Al Yankovic making jokes about Phish at the Sphere, and it was beautiful.
Tomlinson should’ve said to the Whose Line Is It Anyway, “Whose show is it anyway? Your show airs 12 hours earlier on this network. This is my show. Mother Fucker!”
And Drew had another brilliant moment in the episode, unrelated to Phish. Tomlinson asked Carey, “Which one of your projects embarrasses you the most?” Without hesitation, he told her, “This one!”
Are you a fan of Golden Oreo Cookies? How about Sour Patch Kids? Have you ever imagined the two merging into a single, unique cookie? If so, I have some exciting news for you!
The Sour Patch Kids Oreo Cookies are available to preorder now, and they will be in stores for a limited time starting on May 6th.
It might look like a golden cookie on the outside, but it tastes like a Sour Patch Kids. The creme inside is filled with even more multi-colored sour sugar inclusions, creating a sweet yet sour taste.
“The OREO brand is always looking for playful ways to excite our fans. What better and more unexpected way to do that than letting SOUR PATCH KIDS playfully takeover our cookie?!” said Caroline Suppiger, OREO Senior Associate Brand Manager. “The opportunity to partner with our friends at the OREO brand to create a mischievous twist on a classic cookie was one we just couldn’t pass up. We are both so excited to see the fan reaction to this sour-then-sweet limited-edition cookie,” added Grace Howard, SOUR PATCH KIDS Innovation Brand Manager.
This does not sound like my cup of tea. But it might to others. I just hope it tastes better than when Oreo teamed up with Swedish Fish.
