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What in a Drew Carey religious experience did Phish do on The Tonight Show?
July 12th, 2024 under Phish. [ Comments: none ]

Phish is one of the trippiest bands out there today, and they did something on The Tonight Show that made me wonder what I was smoking.

What did they do? They got in an elevator with Jimmy Fallon and The Roots’ Questlove and Black Thought. Then, the seven of them harmonized Phish in an Elevator to Aerosmith’s Love in an Elevator.

While it was not the same orgasmic experience, Drew Carey got when the band played the Sphere in Las Vegas. It is definitely something that made me feel like when I’m going down!


Phish sends Drew Carey the right thank you gift!
April 29th, 2024 under Phish, The Price is Right. [ Comments: none ]

Last weekend, Drew Carey went to see Phish for the first time at the Sphere in Las Vegas and he really, really, really loved it. He said he talked to Gd and declared, “I would give you all my money, stick my dick in a blender and swear off pussy for the rest of my life in exchange for this.”

Well, as soon as Trey Anastasio saw that, he decided to send the Price Is Right host a present—not just any gift, but a Vitamix blender. The singer even signed it: “Thank you, Drew! See you next time. Happy blending.”

I just hope Carey didn’t put his dick in it. Because then he really will talk to Gd!

It is a good thing Anastasio sent this before After Midnight aired because he would have had to buy a much more expensive present. The publicity Carey gave Phish last week is something bands dream of getting.


Drew Carey says that Phish at the Sphere was orgasmic!
April 24th, 2024 under Phish, The Price is Right, Thomas Lennon, Weird Al Yankovic. [ Comments: none ]

Drew Carey went to see Phish for the first time this weekend, and he saw them at the Sphere in Vegas. You know, that concert venue which has mind-blowing visuals all over its walls as the musicians are performing?

The Price Is Right host enjoyed it so much he wrote in a tweet it was like a religious experience. He could’ve left it there, and we all understood what he meant.

However… Yesterday, he was on @fter Midnight and Taylor Tomlinson made a huge mistake. She asked him, “If you weren’t being filmed right now, what would you say?”

With that, he walked in front of the podium to the center of the stage and described what it was like to experience his new favorite band.

“So, I saw Phish at the Sphere this weekend, Never saw Phish, didn’t know a Phish tune, and they fucking blew my mind off so hard.

“I had a bunch of girls with me, and I thought to myself, is this what it’s like to [he was bleeped].

“People there can verify. This is 100% true. This is what it was like. It was like being edged for four days straight. And then right before the face-melting climax at the end of the fourth day, an angel comes down from heaven, Gabriel, and he shoots fucking heroin in your arm, and he says, ‘Good luck now, Mother Fucker!’ And he leaves, and you have an orgasm for 15 minutes while your eyeballs fall out of your head!

“Next time, they play the Sphere. You better not miss it.”

And with that, Sphere’s booking people called Phish’s managers and are trying to book them for another residency. And when they do, I will break my “I will never go back to Las Vegas rule” to see them.

Seriously, that is the best review that anyone can ask for.

Now, back to @fter Midnight. The rest of the show was Thomas Lennon and Weird Al Yankovic making jokes about Phish at the Sphere, and it was beautiful.

Tomlinson should’ve said to the Whose Line Is It Anyway, “Whose show is it anyway? Your show airs 12 hours earlier on this network. This is my show. Mother Fucker!”

And Drew had another brilliant moment in the episode, unrelated to Phish. Tomlinson asked Carey, “Which one of your projects embarrasses you the most?” Without hesitation, he told her, “This one!”


Drew Carey had a religious experience at Phish’s Sphere show
April 22nd, 2024 under Phish, The Price is Right. [ Comments: none ]

I have a few Phishheads in my life, and I asked them if they were going to go see Phish in Las Vegas at the visually captivating Sphere. They told me no because it was going to be too expensive.

Well, the price was right for Drew Carey, and now he is worshipping a new Gd. “I swear I just talked to God,” the game show host wrote. “I would give you all my money, stick my dick in a blender and swear off pussy for the rest of my life in exchange for this. Bro I met God tonight for real. I feel like I just got saved by Jesus no lie.”

And I want to have what he was having. And considering he was at a Phish show, you know it is the really good shit! Obviously, by what he wrote!


Trey Anastasio busted for DWI and no driver’s license
December 15th, 2006 under Arrested, Mug Shot, Phish. [ Comments: none ]

Former Phish frontman Trey Anastasio was arrested in December 2006 by upstate New York cops for driving while intoxicated and illegal possession of a variety of medications (Xanax, Percocet, and Hydrocodone) prescribed in someone else’s name. Anastasio, 42, whose real first name is Ernest, was nabbed by Whitehall police just miles from the Vermont border following a traffic stop. He was charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance, DWI-drugs, and driving without a license.

The Smoking Gun 

I wonder if he was heading to the Ben & Jerry’s factory to get some Phish Food ice cream?
And poor guy could only get a paper plaque for his mug shot. Doesn’t his picture look more like a driver’s license photo than a mug shot?



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