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Ricky Martin doesn’t need a bathing suit!
September 18th, 2023 under Ricky Martin. [ Comments: none ]

Ricky Martin is newly single, so he wants to look his best while he is livin’ la vida loca. One of the ways he is doing that is by getting some sun. However, he doesn’t want any tan lines. So, he laid out completely naked. And now he is ready to bang! Because he bangs, he bangs!

Someone call General Hospital and tell them I am on my way. Because the 51-year-old looks amazing in the buff, and it is too much for me to handle.

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Sherri Shepherd confirms she got a boob job
September 18th, 2023 under Sherri Shepherd. [ Comments: none ]

Back in April, Sherri Shepherd said she was going to get a breast reduction while her daytime talk show was on hiatus. And today, during the season premiere, she confirmed she got them done in July.

Gone are the 42DDs with areolas the size of pancakes, and hello to her having perky ones the size of quarters.

Why did she do it? The biggest reason was the pain it was causing her because they were too heavy. She would find herself slouching, she would get food all over her, and it was hard to find a bra that would fit and didn’t cut into her shoulders.

Now, she doesn’t need a bra! So she went braless on Sherri today. But she had to wear nipple covers because her nipples wanted to say hi!

Shepherd also revealed that she had to pay for the surgery out of pocket because her insurance wouldn’t cover it. They don’t believe that pain is enough of a reason to get one. Yeah, but if a man wanted a penis enlargement, I bet they would cover that like they cover Viagra. Dicks.

Back to Sherri, she is loving her new body! And she can’t stop texting her friends photos of her boobs! Good for her. She looks great, and she says she feels great! What more can you ask for?

So get prepared for the new season of Sherri, where everything will be bigger but her boobs!

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Saw X wants your blood!
September 18th, 2023 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

There is a lot of blood going to waste in Saw X, so Lionsgate wants your blood to make up for it.

So they are holding blood drives in Atlanta, Chicago, Dallas, Houston, Los Angeles, Miami, New York, Phoenix, San Francisco, and Washington DC from today until the release of Saw X on September 29th.

To find out when and where you can donate, then check out Audacy.

If you can donate, please consider doing it. There is a national blood shortage, and it has been a slow month at the Red Cross, according to my phlebotomist. Since we live in a country that is always waiting for the next mass shooting or Jigsaw rampage, we cannot have our blood supply reach critical levels. It will take less than half an hour, and you can save a life.

I donate platelets; it takes longer, but you can watch a movie like one of the Saws during the procedure.

So give blood, or you might meet Jigsaw in a dark room with several other strangers fighting for your life. And there might not be any blood left to save you…

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Justin Timberlake jokes about his annual meme
September 18th, 2023 under Justin Timberlake. [ Comments: none ]

Every year, as April comes to an end, we think of *NSYNC because it’s gonna be May. And it is all because of Justin Timberlake pronouncing a common word wrong.

Well, a woman on TikTok asked, “What’s a word you pronounced incorrectly one time, and it still haunts you to this day?”

The singer saw this and had to do a stitch with her. What is the word that haunts him? “Um, me,” he admitted in shame.

So the next time you say a word incorrectly, just think at least it won’t be an annual meme that will come back to haunt you every Spring.

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An ’90s teen boys’ wet dream: Danielle Fishel and Danica McKellar! 
September 18th, 2023 under Danielle Fishel., Wet dream. [ Comments: none ]

Back in the ’90s, teenage boys were watching The Wonder Years and Boy Meets World, and they were having wet dreams about Danica McKellar and Danielle Fishel. But they never saw the two actresses together.

Over the weekend, they got to hang out at ’90s Con in Tampa, Florida, and took this photo. And now those boys are having dreams their wives don’t want to know about. But hopefully, they are benefitting from those dreams.

Especially since Fishelle, 42, and McKellar, 48, look even better now than when we knew them as Topanga and Winnie Cooper.

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