Ladies, Evelyn Gonzalez learned a very important lesson. Don’t ever hug Nick Cannon.
Why? Because if you do, you will wind up pregnant! Even if you use birth control pills, an IUD, a female condom, and there is no penetration. You are going to be one of his baby mamas.
So, baby #13 and counting is on its way. And Gonzalez is going to be a millionaire.
Kevin Hart challenged Former New England Patriots Running Back Stevan Ridley to a 40-yard-dash and lost. But it gets worse. He tore his lower abdomen and hip adductors leaving him in a wheelchair for the next 6-8 weeks and his penis looking like a thumb in the middle of his swollen balls. Ouch!
Now, we are seeing the video of when it happened. And the moment when he realized he was fucked, and said, “Oh! Shit!”
I don’t know what the 44-year-old was thinking. He is around 5’2″, and Ridley is 5’11” and ten years younger than the comedian. There is no way Hart had a chance.
And because of that, he suffered the consequences. That, and he realized he is too old for this shit.
Bob Parker passed away from natural causes today at the age of 99. His rep, Roger Neal, told The Hollywood Reporter, “It is with profound sadness that we announce that the World’s Greatest MC who ever lived, Bob Barker, has left us.”
Barker is best known for hosting The Price is Right from 1972-2007. We welcomed him into our living rooms and enjoyed the way he interacted with contestants on the game show. For those 35 years, he was a staple on daytime television.
However, he had a different interaction with Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore. And a whole new generation fell in love with him.
But no one loved him more than all of the animals’ lives he saved with work for them.
So today, as St. Peter told him to “Come on up,” give your pet a hug for him. And make sure they are neutered.
Chris Pratt and Derek Jeter are girl dads, and that means that their daughters are going to dress them up like one. Whether they want to be or not.
Pratt has two daughters, Lyla Maria, 3, and Eloise Christina, 15 months, with Katherine Schwarzenegger. And Lyla decided to decorate her dad with pearls on his face.
As compared to Derek Jeter, who celebrated his oldest daughter’s 6th birthday and let his daughters, Bella Raine, 6, Story Grey, 4, and River Rose, 1, with Hannah Davis, cover his face with different jewels.
So, who wore it better? They both wore it beautifully because they are proud dads who want to make their little girls happy! Even if it made them unhappy!
Both men are not only surrounded by estrogen. The actor has a son, Jack, 11, and the baseball player is staying up late at night with Kaius, 3 months.
