Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Mattel

Just when you thought it was safe for your preschool kids to watch television, comes word that Barney is coming back.

Mattel Television is bringing back the purple dinosaur that convinced us that we love him as an animated series in 2024.

But it doesn’t stop there. The franchise will also span film and YouTube content, music, and a full range of kids’ products, including toys, books, clothing, and more.

Don’t worry, adults who grew up watching Barney. Mattel says they are coming up with apparel and accessories just for us. So now we can match our kids’ outfits. I am sure they are going to love that just as much as we are going to love hearing I Love You song again.

I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family, is already stuck in my head. Are you hearing it too?

McDonald’s

Cardi B and Offset love McDonald’s so much that the fast food giant is giving the couple their own meal starting on Valentine’s Day. And we get to share it with the special person in our life.

What is included in the Cardi B and Offset meal?

• • Cardi B’s classic McDonald’s Cheeseburger, paired with tangy BBQ sauce and a Large Coca-Cola®;
  • Offset’s Quarter Pounder® with Cheese and a Large Hi-C® Orange Lavaburst®;
  • And to share… a Large order of World Famous Fries® and a hot, flakey Apple Pie.

To make the meal for two even more romantic like the couple, it will come in some fun packaging to celebrate the season of love.

The singers love Mickey D’s as much as they love each other. “Let me tell you, McDonald’s is date night done right,” says Offset. “It doesn’t have to be all boujee. Get your date, grab some good food, and have fun, that’s it.”

So if their combo meal sounds perfect for you and your date, then run to McDonald’s tomorrow because supplies are limited.

To see how wet McDonald’s makes Cardi B and Offset, then click here!

Blake Lively/Instagram

Blake Lively can’t hide her pregnancies, but she can hide when she has her babies. Case in point, a baby bumpless Lively posted the above photo and wrote, “Puppy Bowl Sunday 2023🥘 🍲 🥧 been busy.”

Yeah, she’s been busy secretly giving birth and taking care of her newborn baby with Ryan Reynolds.

And that is all we know. We don’t know if the couple who have been married for 10 years and have three girls: James, 8, Inez, 6, and Betty, 3, finally welcomed a son. We also have no idea when it made its debut or what they are calling it. But we do know that are up to their elbows is Deadpoo.

Alright who else fell for it? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/cpzt2vqw5L

— Tubi (@Tubi) February 13, 2023

Out of all the commercials that aired yesterday during the big football game, everyone is talking about Tubi’s advertisement. That is because, as a Fox entity, they were able to get Kevin Burkhardt and Greg Olsen to pretend that they had come back from a commercial break. As the two sportscasters were talking, all of a sudden, a menu popup screen came up and switched the screen from the Super Bowl to Tubi.

Well, fans all over the country thought it was real and started screaming at their sweet old moms, throwing salsa all over the place, and hitting their televisions. Only to realize it was a prank done by the best streaming service out there.

So did you fall for it also, or did you know they were messing with us? Since I have stupid television with an Amazon Firestick, I knew it was a commercial. Yeah, that’s it.

Oh, and when I majored in advertising at college, they taught us that there is no such thing as bad publicity. Whatever gets you talking about the products is a good thing, even if it came out of a bad thing.

Who is that Disco Queen? – Celebitchy

Sting talks tantric sex – Dlisted

Allison Brie running naked – The Nip Slip

Are Magan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly over? – The Cut

Which cancelled Netflix show was saved by Showtime? – Pajiba

Do you want to see Whitney Cummings boob? – Drunken Stepfather

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