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Drag Queens vs Vampires is going to Slay on Tubi
March 15th, 2024 under Tubi TV. [ Comments: none ]

We have seen bikers take on Vampires in several movies and not be very successful. However, on March 22nd on Tubi in Slay, a different group of bikers are going to have some help from four Draq Queens, who were accidentally booked at their dive bar. And the bloodsuckers will quickly realize they fucked with the wrong people.

Who needs a stake when you have stilettos?

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Need a reason to watch Tubi?
September 27th, 2023 under Tubi TV. [ Comments: none ]

I have been sleeping with Tubi for over four years. But I have been pretty much fixated on their Horror movies.

It turns out that I might have to check out their other movies because I have been missing men who have 100-pack abs!

I have a feeling if I watch those movies, my insomnia will be over.

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Jerry O’Connell is believable as a psychopathic killer in Play Dead
June 19th, 2023 under Jerry O'Connell/Rebecca Romijn, Tubi TV. [ Comments: none ]

So every two weeks, I donate platelets, and I get to watch something on streaming. This time I chose to watch Play Dead on Tubi TV because I like Horror movies and Jerry O’Connell films.

I don’t know who regretted my decision more to watch it there and not at home, me or the phlebotomists. Why? Because I spent most of the movie squirming in my chair, and they were afraid that something was wrong with me.

Why did Play Dead have me moving my legs (we can’t move our arms when we donate) like crazy?

Chloe (Bailee Madison) is studying Forensics Studies at school, so she knows how to commit the perfect crime, unlike her brother, TJ (Anthony Turpel), and her ex-boyfriend, Ross (Chris Lee).

The two of them decide to rob a dispensary, and Ross gets shot by the owner and is presumed dead. TJ flees the scene and runs home to his sister. Since her brother is all she has left after her mother died from cancer and her dad committed suicide, she is going to do everything in her power to protect him.

That means playing dead so that she can be taken to the morgue to get Ross’ phone back from evidence because they planned the crime on their phones.

When she gets there, she realizes that it is not going to be as easy as she thought. The coroner (O’Connell) is a psychopath who is secretly harvesting organs for money.

When he discovers that Chloe is alive in his morgue, he is going to make sure she is dead for real. However, she is going to do everything she can to survive the night. Who is going to win the cat and mouse chase? You know I can’t tell you.

What I can tell you is the scenes where the coroner is performing autopsies are so realistic that just thinking about them now is making me cringe. Unlike Terrifer 2, they are not gratuitous and make sense. But that doesn’t mean they still didn’t scare me any less as the sound of the saw cutting through flesh and bone buzzed in my earphones.

All of this was happening as O’Connell kept a straight face with no emotion. He is as cold as the corpses he is working on. That is what made it more terrifying. The actor who has made me laugh in movies like Joe’s Apartment and Kangaroo Jack was making me shudder in fear with the lights on. Who knew he had this in him? But he obviously does. It’s a side of him that blew me away.

He is not the only one who did that; so did Bailee Madison. The sweet child star is now an adult and acting like one. Her fear resonated with me, and I could feel it as I watched her trying to find a way to escape the clutches of the coroner. I always knew she was a great actress, and this movie proved it. She truly is one to watch.

While I highly suggest watching this movie if you want a suspenseful thriller, I just don’t recommend watching it if you are donating platelets. And you should donate platelets! Maybe if more people did that, the coroner would not have so many victims to perform autopsies on.

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The Kitchen Commando goes to the beach to save a restaurant
February 19th, 2023 under Tubi TV. [ Comments: none ]

There is a new Kitchen Commando out now on Tubi, and it is not going to be a day at the beach for Chef Andree Rush.

Rush heads to Virginia to help Chloez Cafe. It is a family-run, beach-themed restaurant, but there is only one member in charge, and the mother is not sharing the responsibility. Because of that, the food is suffering.

The Chef will have 48 hours to work with them to change their family dynamic and help them bond. He will try to get the mom to let her daughter be the manager that she wants to be. Therefore, helping to bring the three of them closer.

Once he is done with that, it is time to try some new menu items. How will they like octopus? They will love it just like the patrons will.

That is not the only thing that the diners will love. They are also enamored by the renovation that Rush’s people did to the cafe.

Once Rush is done working his magic, it is time to test out the new Chloez. Can they handle the heat in the kitchen? You will just have to tune in to find out.

If you loved Kitchen Nightmares, then you are going to love the reboot even more. There is a reason why he has been the chef to four presidents. Once you tune in, you will see why!

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Are you mad at Tubi too?
February 13th, 2023 under Tubi TV. [ Comments: none ]

https://twitter.com/Tubi/status/1624978035261816832?t=SsB4PgLN0zsG5_udRgLlng&s=15

Out of all the commercials that aired yesterday during the big football game, everyone is talking about Tubi’s advertisement. That is because, as a Fox entity, they were able to get Kevin Burkhardt and Greg Olsen to pretend that they had come back from a commercial break. As the two sportscasters were talking, all of a sudden, a menu popup screen came up and switched the screen from the Super Bowl to Tubi.

Well, fans all over the country thought it was real and started screaming at their sweet old moms, throwing salsa all over the place, and hitting their televisions. Only to realize it was a prank done by the best streaming service out there.

So did you fall for it also, or did you know they were messing with us? Since I have stupid television with an Amazon Firestick, I knew it was a commercial. Yeah, that’s it.

Oh, and when I majored in advertising at college, they taught us that there is no such thing as bad publicity. Whatever gets you talking about the products is a good thing, even if it came out of a bad thing.

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