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The woman hit by Cardi B’s mic files a police report
July 31st, 2023 under Cardi B. [ Comments: none ]

On Saturday night, Cardi B was performing in Las Vegas, and things were going OK. That was until a fan threw her drink at the singer, and she retaliated by throwing her mic at that woman. However, it missed the thrower and hit another fan in that audience.

That fan, Paxybabyy, posted the video and wrote, “Im bruised and sore 😩.” Then she went to the police and filed a report. “On July 30, 2023, an individual came into an LVMPD police station to report a battery,” the Las Vegas Metro Police Department said in a statement. “According to the victim, she was attending an event on July 29, 2023, at a property located in the 3500 block of Las Vegas Boulevard. During a concert, she was struck by an item that was thrown from the stage.”

According to Variety, no citations or arrests have been made in the case.


Don’t throw anything at Cardi B
July 30th, 2023 under Cardi B. [ Comments: none ]

via j_blizzyy

This has been the summer of concertgoers throwing objects at singers during concerts. It has gotten so bad that both Bebe Rexha and Harry Styles suffered eye injuries from the things being thrown at them.

Well, Cardi B isn’t like the other musicians. She grew up in Washington Heights and the South Bronx, so she is someone you don’t fuck with. If you do, there will be consequences.

So yesterday, when someone threw their drink at her during a performance at Drai’s Beachclub in Las Vegas, she threw her microphone at them.

She did a better job of protecting herself than all of the bodyguards that were supposed to be guarding her. What’s up with that? Did they learn how to do nothing from the Jason Aldean School of Security?

Hopefully, now that someone has fought back, the fans will stop hurling stuff at the singers. Because if they don’t, someone could get seriously hurt. And if that happens, then there might be changes to concerts that will hurt the fans that didn’t hurt anyone.

UPDATE: To see the woman who threw her drink at Cardi B, then click here!


Cardi B and Offset get a Valentine’s meal from McDonald’s
February 13th, 2023 under Cardi B, Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

Cardi B and Offset love McDonald’s so much that the fast food giant is giving the couple their own meal starting on Valentine’s Day. And we get to share it with the special person in our life.

What is included in the Cardi B and Offset meal?

    • Cardi B’s classic McDonald’s Cheeseburger, paired with tangy BBQ sauce and a Large Coca-Cola®;
    • Offset’s Quarter Pounder® with Cheese and a Large Hi-C® Orange Lavaburst®;
    • And to share… a Large order of World Famous Fries® and a hot, flakey Apple Pie.

To make the meal for two even more romantic like the couple, it will come in some fun packaging to celebrate the season of love.

The singers love Mickey D’s as much as they love each other. “Let me tell you, McDonald’s is date night done right,” says Offset. “It doesn’t have to be all boujee. Get your date, grab some good food, and have fun, that’s it.”

So if their combo meal sounds perfect for you and your date, then run to McDonald’s tomorrow because supplies are limited.

To see how wet McDonald’s makes Cardi B and Offset, then click here!


Cardi B shows us how she changes a diaper without going all Freddy Krueger 
May 18th, 2022 under Cardi B. [ Comments: none ]

Cardi B has really long sharp nails, so people want to know how she changes her children’s diapers without scratching them worse than a pissed-off cat.

Therefore, the singer demonstrated what she does when one of her kids has a wet ass pussy or penis.

And now we all know how to change a nappy. Well, everyone but Cardi B’s daughter Kulture, 3, who just wants to know why her mom is wiping the teddy bear’s butt.

I wish Cardi B had recorded her toddler’s reaction to why she was doing that.


Watch this cockatoo dance to WAP
December 23rd, 2020 under Animals, Cardi B. [ Comments: none ]

Kait Johnson wanted to see how her cockatoo would react to WAP by Cardi B and Meghan Thee Stallion, so she played it for Beethoven. What happened next shocked her. The dancing bird got down to it like there are some whores in the house.

Now, I get that she might be worried about his dancing to this single, but I think she needs to consider that he does not know what a wet ass pussy is. Beethoven might think it is about a cat that got wet, and he knows how much they hate getting wet. Then again, you can’t spell cockatoo without cock.


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