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Cardi B shows us how she changes a diaper without going all Freddy Krueger 
May 18th, 2022 under Cardi B. [ Comments: none ]

Cardi B has really long sharp nails, so people want to know how she changes her children’s diapers without scratching them worse than a pissed-off cat.

Therefore, the singer demonstrated what she does when one of her kids has a wet ass pussy or penis.

And now we all know how to change a nappy. Well, everyone but Cardi B’s daughter Kulture, 3, who just wants to know why her mom is wiping the teddy bear’s butt.

I wish Cardi B had recorded her toddler’s reaction to why she was doing that.


Watch this cockatoo dance to WAP
December 23rd, 2020 under Animals, Cardi B. [ Comments: none ]

Kait Johnson wanted to see how her cockatoo would react to WAP by Cardi B and Meghan Thee Stallion, so she played it for Beethoven. What happened next shocked her. The dancing bird got down to it like there are some whores in the house.

Now, I get that she might be worried about his dancing to this single, but I think she needs to consider that he does not know what a wet ass pussy is. Beethoven might think it is about a cat that got wet, and he knows how much they hate getting wet. Then again, you can’t spell cockatoo without cock.


What do Mandy Patinkin and his wife think WAP stands for?
September 15th, 2020 under Cardi B, Mandy Patinkin. [ Comments: none ]

Mandy Patinkin’s son likes to ask his parents pop culture questions to see how much they know about today’s current events. In the latest edition, he asked his mom and dad what WAP stands for?

The Homeland star guessed first, and he went with We Always Pay. Which is close because men will always pay for it. Then Kathryn Grody, his wife of 40 years, was thinking it might be Women All Pissed. We are if we don’t get it satisfied.

Sadly, we did not see their expression when they found out that it means Wet A$$ Pu$$y. Now, that is something I would love to see. That and all of the Patinkins watching the music video together as a family.

Back to Kathryn, let’s give it to the girl for knowing who Cardi B is. Even though she doesn’t know the lyrics to her newest song with Megan Thee Stallion. I think that might be a good thing.

Finally, am I the only one whose relationship goal is to be like Mr. & Mrs. Patinkin?


How does WAP look like in Sign Language?
September 14th, 2020 under Cardi B, Music. [ Comments: none ]

When I went to college, I really wanted to learn sign language so I took a course. Of course, my teacher would not teach me the dirty words. No matter how many times I begged.

Little did I know, that many years later, I would learn them when Libbey from The Daily Sign signed the lyrics from Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s WAP. Wow. I have a whole new vocabulary for ASL, and I like it.

What do you think of the song in Sign? Doesn’t it make you want to learn the language?


Does this Cardi B/Bruno Mars song, that gets you in the mood, please you?
March 4th, 2019 under Bruno Mars, Cardi B. [ Comments: none ]

We all have songs that get us in the mood for sex. Marvin Gaye was the king of the genre. Although, his songs, as sexy as they are, are still PG-13.

Cardi B and Bruno Mars take it up a notch with their single Please Me because it needs to be rated R. After listening to it, I need a man to do what the song title says to do. Seriously, are you as turned on as I am?

Poison might have sung Talk Dirty to Me, but this song really does it.


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