The Cubs played the St Louis Cardinals yesterday, and neither team struck out more than an asshole usher at Wrigley Field. That is because there were some fans building a beer pyramid, and I guess the usher didn’t like it. So he walked over and knocked it down. Talk about being a literal buzzkill. I mean, they worked so hard to build it up that high, and then Godzasshole comes over and knocks it down. That is so cruel.
Yet, after watching the video over and over again, I don’t know if I am mad at him because, in his defense, that had to be so much fun to do. That is, if he knows how to have fun.
Oh, and technically, he is not the asshole of the day. That title goes to Ron DeSantis every day. He actually tried to fine the Special Olympics $27.5 million because they had a vaccine mandate, according to ABC News. People with Down Syndrome are highly susceptible to the virus and thus need to be protected against COVID-19. So this is just another example of how un-Christlike he is. If anyone dies because of it, then he has even more blood on his hands. How much more does he need?
It has been a long few weeks, and we just need something fun to watch. And we are getting that from TV brothers Paul Wesley and Ian Somerhalder. How? The former taught the latter how to Dab.
It is so simple and yet so cute. It is like to drank too much of their Brother’s Bond Bourbon, and this is as intellectual as their conversation can be at the moment. And there is nothing wrong with it.
The only wrong thing is that The Vampire Diaries is no longer on the air. If it were, then I would love an episode where Stefan teaches Damon how to do popular dances for the prom.
Now that This Is Us is over, Mandy Moore is going to have some free time on her hands. What is she going to do with it? She is going to go on tour to promote her new music. However, the tour is not to be what she thought it was going to be.
“One incredibly seminal chapter of my life just ended and the next one, as a mother of two, is about to start… and are we ever so deeply grateful and excited,” the singer wrote. “Baby Boy Goldsmith #2 coming this fall! Tour is gonna be slightly different than I expected but I can’t wait and Gus is gonna be the BEST big brother!!”
Congrats to the Goldsmiths! Moore is going to be twice as cute with two kids. She and Taylor Goldsmith are already the parents to Gus, 15 months.
Margaret Cho is Kelly Clarkson’s talk show today, and she wore the coolest green boots. Clarkson was so impressed by them that she wanted to see the whole boot. What the host didn’t know is that she was in for a cooler surprise.
Cho has two tattoos just below her knees of Abraham Lincoln and George Washington. Why? The comedian says, “Cause it costs $6 to spread ’em.”
Clarkson was so shocked and awed by the brilliance she had to get up and walk off her laughter. She is not the only one who lost it because I did the same.
I am thinking of doing that too. However, I am a big fan of Benjamin Franklin. Therefore, I will get his mug on both of my calves because it costs $200 for me to spread ’em.
