For All Mankind is back on Apple TV+ and this season, they are going to go where no man has gone before. They are going to Mars!
Take that, our timeline! If you are not familiar with the series, it is an alternate timeline to ours where John Lennon and John F. Kennedy are alive, and the Astronauts live on the moon in a massive space station.
In fact, this season, the first episode introduces us to a hotel in space, and one of the astronauts’ children that we have seen grow up is going to get married there. They grow up so fast. But then again, it is now 1992, and we got to know their parents about 30 years ago.
During season one, they went to the moon, and now they are getting ready to venture out to the unknown again. NASA and its competitor Russia, who we are at war with in so many ways, are shooting for this to happen in 1996.
But, we are still in 1992, and Ellen Wilson (Jodi Balfour) is running for President of the United States as a Republican. However, she is still keeping the fact that she is a lesbian a secret.
As much as I love their timeline better than ours, I hate that they are still so backward on LGBTQ rights.
Back to the Space Race. This season we are getting to know Dev Ayesa (Edi Gathegi). Think of him like an Elon Musk or a Jeff Bezos. He wants to be the first one on Mars with his company Helios, and he is shooting to launch in 1994.
As soon as he goes public with that fact, NASA and Russia speed up their schedule. Will they be able to do it in two years? And will the ships that they create be ready to do it safely.
It is going to put a lot of pressure on everyone, and tension is going to be high. Margo Madison (Wrenn Schmidt) has her way of doing things, and since she is in charge, she is going to insist that everyone do things her way. That is going to cause a mass exodus, with some of our favorites going to Helios.
Will that give Helios the advantage? Is that enough for them to be the first ones on the planet?
I can’t tell you that. I can tell you this is the most intensive and entertaining season of the three. And all three are excellent and groundbreaking.
If you have never seen the Space drama, then binge the first two seasons and S3’s first two episodes now. It is interesting how just a few things that they have changed lead to a huge Butterfly Effect. Some things remain the same, and others are completely different.
You don’t have to be into Space travel to enjoy this show. You just have to like a television show that is different and captivating.
Justin Bieber, 28, was forced to postpone several of his concerts after he was diagnosed with the Ramsay Hunt virus. It has caused the right side of his face to be temporarily paralyzed.
Even though conspiracy theorists think it is vaccine-related, it is a rare side effect of getting Shingles.
Shingle is typically brought on by stress, so he is going to take some time to rest.
Hopefully, Beebs will be better soon. Because that is beyond scary, especially after his wife, Hailey Baldwin, suffered a stroke due to blood clots.
Two weeks ago, Matthew Morrison and So You Think You Can Dance parted ways because the dancing competition judge sent a DM to one of the contestants. As everyone but him knows, you don’t do that, so Fox had no choice in the matter.
They also had no choices when it came to his replacement because today, they announced that Leah Remini is joining Twitch and JoJo Siwa as a judge on SYTYCD starting on Wednesday.
“I am thrilled to join SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE on its milestone 300th episode,” said Remini. “I look forward to guiding these incredibly talented artists through this competition as a fan of the show and a great admirer of dancers. I can’t wait to see the artistry that the contestants bring to the stage!”
Now back to why I think they had no choices? Because being on Dancing with the Stars for a season doesn’t make you an expert on dance. Don’t get me wrong, I love her, and I think she is a hoot, but I just don’t think she is a fit for the show. So, I have to wonder how many people turned them down before they to R’s in the Rolodex. Good thing she said yes because the following letter in the alphabet is S, and I bet Tori Spelling would’ve said yes.
One last note, I don’t get why they didn’t ask Nigel Lythgoe back. But that is me.
Do you know how most male celebrities team up with alcohol companies as a side hustle? Well, Jack Black and Kyle Gass are not like most male celebrities.
Tenacious D worked with NuGo to create the perfect chocolate peanut butter fiber bar that you will make you say YaGo. First, you will have Gass, and then something Back will come out of your ass! I am all Jacked up with the puns.
Since they are all so bad, I will stop and tell you you can get a box of 16 bars for just $40. Just think, every time you sit on the toilet to go #2, you will think of your #1 favorite band, Tenacious D, because they helped you get there. And hopefully, you don’t eat too many Tenacious D’lish bars at the same time, or you will have Tenacious Diarrhea.
Sharon Osbourne is doing a talk show over in London. However, she told her co-hosts on The Talk, not the one on CBS, that she is going to be spending the next month in Los Angeles because she and Ozzy Osbourne have a lot of things going on.
For example, next week Ozzy “has a very major operation on Monday, and I have to be there. It is really going to determine the rest of, you know, his life.” However, we don’t know what he is going under the knife for, but I am assuming it is related to his Parkinson’s.
It is not all so dire when Sharon is here. She will be here for the birth of Jack’s fourth child and first with his fiancee, Aree Gearhart, in about three weeks.
If that is not for her to have to deal with while she is here, she and Ozzy are going to celebrate their 40th anniversary on July 4th. Who thought the reality show couple would make it that long?
