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While many of us will not be with all of our loved ones this Christmas Eve, plenty of us will be with our one true love. Therefore, do what PornHub suggests, and you won’t be missing your family! That is if your partner does it right!
Remember, it is OK to be a ho, ho, ho on Christmas! Actually, every day of the year, but let’s just say Christmas for today! Wait, now, I get what that song O’ Cum All Ye Faithful is about!
Those of us who watched Cobra Kai on YouTube have been waiting for over a year and a half to watch the third season of the Karate Kid sequel. Well, Netflix is giving a little Christmas present.
Instead of the new season being released on January 8th, it will be coming out a week earlier. Since we won’t be hungover on New Year’s Day (because New Year’s Eve was canceled), we can spend the day with frenemies Daniel LaRusso and Johnny Lawrence.
Personally, I am OK with that. I prefer William Zabka and Ralph Macchio over Jack Daniels any day of the year. Have you seen how well they aged? They are like whiskey, and they get better with age! Just like Cobra Kai gets better with each episode.
KISS has sold a lot of merchandise with their name on it throughout the decades. In 2021, they are teaming up with Dead Sled Coffee to release their own java. What better to Rock & Roll All Nite, then by downing their cafe and listening to their music.
You will be on such a caffeine high that you will be able to get out of those leather pants in seconds. Something that you will need to be able to do because coffee makes you pee and poop.
Lisa Rinna shared her family’s Christmas Card photo. Instead of Harry, her, Delilah, and Amelia all wearing the same matching outfits or ugly sweaters, they all wore the same mask. If that doesn’t say 2020, I do not know what does.
So you know how we leave out milk and cookies for Santa Claus? Well, does that mean we have to leave out apple pies for Jason Biggs when he is filling in?
If we do, how do we explain to the kids why the filling in the middle is missing from the pie? Do we say Santa’s sack feel into it? It is much better than telling them the truth. Imagine having to explain to them that Kris Kringle doesn’t exist and also having the sex talk on the same day? It is enough to make you drink adult egg nog without the egg nog.
