The other day, I was wondering if they are going to have an act for the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Then I wondered if there is going to a Super Bowl at all. Well, the answer is yes to both.
Today, Pepsi, CBS, and the NFL announced that The Weeknd is going to perform at the halftime show in Tampa Bay on February 7th. CBS is the same network that thought that Coldplay and Maroon 5 were good ideas. I think from now on; they should not be allowed to pick music artists for the big show.
Seriously, who thought The Weeknd was a good idea? If they wanted someone whose song is big on TikTok, they should have gone with Jason Derulo. He would be a much better choice. Plus, he could have gotten BTS and Will Smith to join him. Who is The Weeknd going to get to sing with him in the Blinding Lights?
Actually, this year more than any other in the past, they needed a really rocking band like Bon Jovi. That is because there is not going to be a full audience, and they are going to need someone who can pump whatever crowd there is. The Weeknd is going to put them to sleep. I am already falling asleep thinking about it.
Are you excited for him to perform at the Super Bowl?
Chris Stapleton has two new albums coming out this holiday season. Tomorrow, he is releasing Starting Over, and coming soon we are going to get A Very COVID Christmas.
The Country singer rewrote some of the holiday’s biggest Carols for 2020, and gave us a sample of the CD on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday. There are tunes like Oh CDC, Coughing Around the Christmas Tree, Grandma Got Corona From a Reindeer and so many more. It won’t be a timeless classic, but it will be one for the next few years.
Grab your immediate family in the house, get some Egg Nog heavy on the Rum, and sing his songs with them around the plastic tree. Since they are the only people you are going to see on December 25th!
I wish you a merry COVIDmas. I wish you a very COVIDmas. I wish you very COVIDmas. And a happy flu year.
Let’s be honest. We all have friends and family who won’t wear a mask. Because of those COVIdiots, over 140,000 people tested positive for COVID-19 yesterday alone, and hospitalizations are skyrocketing. Do you wish they would just put on a f*cking mask and stop whining like Donald Trump?
Well, Conan O’Brien came up with the perfect solution. Tell them to get the new fake face mask. It is so realistic; you would think they were actually wearing a face covering. They are “not,” but it looks like they are. I am sure they would be able to get served at Starbucks with that. The best part, it costs the same price as a cup of black java at the coffee franchise.
Why wait until Christmas to get them this gift, especially because the holiday is going to be canceled this year because of them and Trump.
You asked for SKITTLES GUMMIES… so we called some people, had a few meetings, talked to the candy makers, ate lunch, took a nap, met with finance and then said "let's do it!" SKITTLES GUMMIES coming in 2021! pic.twitter.com/eKL4J1MKE5
Have you ever wished that Skittles and Gummies would get married and make Skittle Gummies babies? Well, the proud pop announced that they are giving birth to a new candy next year. That’s right. We are getting Skittles Gummies.
See, there is something good at the end of the rainbow that is 2021 and tastes sweet! I wonder if you will get as much of a sugar high eating them as you do the hardish candy. Am I the only one who starts singing that song from Empire Records after they taste a little bag of the rainbow treats?
