Seriously? OMG! WTF?

I have never had a Chia Pet, even though I really want one. I almost bought the Bob Ross one, but I didn’t do it. Now, that there is a Baby Yoda one, buy him I must. Seriously, how cute is he?

As you know, Chia Pets need light to grow. Maybe he would like to come over to the dark side with a Darth Vader Clap On clapper. Who knew they still existed, but they do. Now, I know what I am going to get my friends’ kids for Christmas. Since they are young enough to enjoy clapping really loud over and over again to get the lights to go on and off until the bulbs burn out. He he!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urfyi586UV4
Last year’s new broadcast shows were lackluster. Then came Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist. The musical dramedy is about a woman named Zoey (Jane Levy), who after an accident in an MRI machine during an earthquake, starts to see and hear people sing their thoughts. The show is a diamond in the rough, but NBC buried it on Sunday nights.

That was last season. Starting on January 5th, they are moving the show to Tuesday nights before This Is Us. That is a huge vote of confidence for the darling series that you need to be watching. It was the only new drama worth singing about last season. Thus, I am belting out This Little Light of Mine over this news.

Monday, Jan. 4
8 PM — Ellen’s Game of Games
9 PM — Ellen’s Game of Games
10 PM — The Wall (Season premiere, special timeslot)

Tuesday, Jan. 5
8 PM — Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist (Season premiere)
9 PM — This Is Us
10 PM — Nurses (Timeslot premiere)

Wednesday, Jan. 6
8 PM — Chicago Med
9 PM — Chicago Fire
10 PM — Chicago P.D.

Thursday, Jan. 7
8 PM — Mr. Mayor (Series premiere)
8:30 PM — Mr. Mayor
9 PM — Law & Order: SVU
10 PM — Dateline NBC

Monday, Jan. 11
8 PM — Ellen’s Game of Games
9 PM — The Wall (Timeslot premiere)
10 PM — Weakest Link

Thursday, Jan. 14
8 PM — Mr. Mayor (Regular timeslot)
8:30 PM — Superstore (New timeslot)
9 PM — Law & Order: SVU
10 PM — Dateline NBC

Friday, Jan. 22
8 PM — The Blacklist
9 PM — Dateline NBC

To read about Ted Danson’s new show Mr. Mayor, then click here!

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Back in 2008, Donny & Marie Osmond began an 11-year residency at the Flamingo in Las Vegas. Now, just over a year later, Donny announced that he will be doing his own residency in the City of Sin. However, it is a lot less sinful when he is there.

“I’m absolutely thrilled to announce my return to Las Vegas in August 2021 with my first-ever solo residency — exclusively at @harrahsvegas,” Osmond said. “It’s new. It’s exciting. It’s showstopping and absolutely unforgettable. Honestly, I can hardly contain my excitement! 😆⁣”

If you still have Puppy Love for him, then you can get tickets for the show starting on November 24th.

About time he went on his own in this century. Personally, I think he is the more talented one of the two. But then again, I always prefer Rock’n’Roll over Country.

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Dolly Parton is as gorgeous on the inside as she is on the outside. However, people seem to focus on her beauty, even though there are brains behind that beautiful face.

“I’ve always been misunderstood because of how I look,” Miss Dolly says. “Don’t judge me by the cover cause I am a real good book.” Who wouldn’t want to read her cover to cover?

If I used that Dollyism on a man, he would be like, you are no Dolly. He’d say you are not a good cover, nor are you anything they would be interested in reading.

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Back in the ’90s, teen girls wanted to get their first kisses from Joey Lawrence. They had posters of him on their walls. They knew what he looked like, but not how he smelled.

Since he was one of the most sought after boys of that era, I am sure if you take inhaled him, he smelled like Heaven on Earth. What about all the other boys, going through puberty, who aren’t famous? We know that you don’t want to take a whiff of them. If you did, you would smell body odor mixed with horniness.

Lawrence has a suggestion for them so that girls will want to sniff them. What is this magic cure? It is Axe Body Spray and their other products like body wash. Now moms, you know the girls who used to idolize, Lawrence around the world won’t fear going into their son’s room on laundry day.

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