Donald Trump is doing everything in his power to dismantle the United States Post Office, but there are ways that we can save it.
Cursive’s frontman Tim Kasher decided to buy a Cameo from John Ratzenberger and have him tell us what he thinks we can do. You know, because he played Cliff Calvin the mailman on Cheers, and his character loved to give his opinon whether we wanted it or not.
What is his idea? Why wait until Christmas to send gifts to your family. Go to the post office today, and send them stamps. It is the gift that keeps giving, and it is something they will use to send you a fruit cake they have been holding onto for 27 years. Voila
Huey Lewis and the News have a new album out, and today they released the music video for their song I am There for You.
The song is perfect for our front line workers in the hospital, police stations, veterinarians, and the supermarket during the coronavirus pandemic because they have been there for us. Therefore, they recruited doctors, nurses, officers, vets, and grocery workers to be part of it as a thank you for all they have been doing for us in their thankless jobs. That is why we need to thanks them as much as possible.
I don’t know about you, but this video left me with a huge smile on my face! Thank you to the band.
Are you sick of giving your kids Benadryl to knock them out so that you can play Cards Against Humanity with your friends? Well, now you can play with them because there is a family edition of the best game ever made! It is PG-13, so they can play along and laugh at fart jokes like us. We might get old, but those jokes never do.
With 600 cards included in the box, we can have hours and hours of fun with our kids for once. Heck, since my friends’ kids are in school remotely, I am going to go over to their house at 1p and play with the adults while the kids are virtually learning and can’t play. This way they can what we do when they are in school. Now you know why they call me the Wicked Witch, and they have never seen Wizard of Oz.
Let’s say you are playing at night, and you have finally put the brats to sleep. Can you mix the Family Edition up with the other editions? CHA says, “We once heard of a man in Dubuque, Iowa who did this, and his butt exploded.” They reiterated, “Yes, it was quite serious. His entire butt exploded all over the place. If you still wish to tempt fate, please note that Family Edition cards are a little wider and have different backs than regular CAH cards.” Aren’t there a few cards about that in the adult editions?
Get the Family Edition now, so that you will have something to do for the holidays. It is not like we will be able to see our families this year because some a$$hole ate a raw bat in a wet market (not that type of wet market) and spread a killer virus all over the world.
Dancing with the Stars changed things up this season by eliminating Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews from the show for Tyra Banks. After that announcement, I wondered if ABC would do the same with American Idol. Today we found out the singing competition is keeping all of their talent around.
“Katy [Perry], Lionel [Richie] and Luke [Bryan] are fun, astute and really know how to spot talent,” said executive producer and showrunner Trish Kinane. “Their chemistry is undeniable, and we are delighted that they, along with host Ryan Seacrest, are returning to find the next superstar and take ‘American Idol’ to new heights next season.”
TBH the only judge who knew how to find talent, was Paula Abdul. After she left the Idol, they never had a huge artist again. Maybe they should change things up and find musicians who really have an eye for talent. What do you think?
BTW Since Perry is coming back, we have a new drinking game for this season. Every time she talks about her baby, take a sip from your baby bottle filled with alcohol. If she wears something ridiculous, then you have to finish the whole bottle by the end of that episode. Doesn’t that sound fun?
