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When you think of Jason Momoa, you think of him as a good-looking, muscular man with gorgeous long thick curly hair you want to run your fingers through. Well, it is all fake. In fact, so much so, he is more plastic than the Real Housewives.
The beefcake revealed that he wears lifts to make him look taller, foam rubber arms and chest to give him muscles, and a wig to cover up his balding crown. Even without all of that, I would still help him lift up his 10-pound dumbbell.
What wasn’t dumb was Rocket Mortgage blowing at least $5 million to air that commercial during the Super Bowl because it is as perfect as the lead himself. I don’t have a house and I want to take out a mortgage with them. That is what commercials are supposed to do. At least that is what my advertising teachers told me when I was in college. After telling me, I would never make it in advertising.
Last week, Planters killed off Mr. Peanut and yesterday during the Super Bowl they buried him. By some miracle, the tears of his friends, over his grave, were enough to resurrect the mascot. It was not enough to restore him to his former self. Instead, the 104-year-old icon returned as baby, and we are nuts over him.
How long will he stay that way? As long as it works. When people are on to the next baby whatever he will be back to his old state. I mean who wants to see awkward Teenage Peanut with braces and zits?
No offense to all of the costumed celebrities who came before tonight’s Masked Singer, but the reveal was the most jaw-dropping one of them all. Even a robot would show emotion after the mystery person who took off his head. Not only because we found out who the Robot was tonight.
Who was it? Lil Wayne. That is right, the best-selling Rapper. Why was he such a surprise? Did you ever picture him doing a competition show? No one did. Why did he do it? He says he did it for his four kids.
Although, I wonder if he was stunt casting? I mean, they needed a big reveal for the post-Super Bowl show, and he is pretty shocking. Can you picture them revealing either Jesse McCartney or The Gronk tonight? Those are just some the guess for who might be under some of those other masks for season three. I could be wrong, I have been before like Ken Jeong on almost all of his guesses, but then again I could be right. What do you think?
Maybe it was because the New England Patriots were not in the Super Bowl, but it was a real snoozefest. How much of one? Some fan fell asleep during the game before the half time show. Maybe he was just trying to rest up for Shakira and Jennifer Lopez’s performance. What man didn’t rise up for that show?
In this guy’s defense, the only time I ever fell asleep during an event was during a Rod Stewart concert in the Miami Arena. (He was my third concert in as 48 hours.) That town will eat you up and spit you out. I miss living there.
Talking about Miami, I hope WSVN’s Patrick Fraser finds out who that guy was and why he was sleeping during the football game. If anyone can get all the details, it is him.
If you need something to wake up, then you can rewatch Shakira and J-Lo. To see them move their hips all over again, then click here!
