Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Back in 1972, Carly Simon released You’re So Vain, and in 2020, the singer has every reason to be vain. That is because she shared a photo of herself watching the Oscars, barely wearing any makeup, and she looks fantastic.

So much so, it doesn’t appear as though she has aged a day since she won her own Oscar for Best Original Song in 1989. The winning tune was Let the River Run from Working Girl. Unlike yesterday’s nominations and winner, this song will still be stuck in your head 31 years from now, which will be 62 years because it has been there since the last century. That is also when she stopped aging.

I hope her secret is that it is in the water she drank. Both she and Steven Tyler are from my hometown, and they both look and act so youthful. I don’t want to be an old lady when I am their age.

One of the cool things about the Vanity Fair Oscar party is that it brings celebrities together who normally would not hang out. Yesterday’s shindig was able to let three Pittsburgh boys shoot the breeze about the Pirates and the Steelers. That is what they talked about, right?

Now that we have seen Jeff Goldblum, Michael Keaton, and Joe Manganiello as a trio, who wouldn’t love to see them do a film? They could do a remake of La Cage aux Folles or a modern-day take of The Three Musketeers.

We all know that Salma Hayek and Penélope Cruz are BFFs, but how close are they? So much so, the starving Hayek was not only willing to share her caviar with her amiga, she even fed it to her. For those of you whose fetish that satisfies, you can now cross it off your list.

You can tell they are not New Yawkers. If I asked my best friend to share some of their food with me because I was starving, she would instruct me to go get it myself after a few choice words.

The Ralph and Russo gown that Kylie Jenner wore to the Vanity Fair party really showed off her hourglass figure. In order to do so, the navy dress’s structured rounded corset was so tight that she could not even sit down in it. If she did, it would have caused her dress to split faster than someone’s pants after they attempt to bend down after stuffing themselves on Thanksgiving. Plus, if she did, then there would be sequins, xilions and crystals flying everywhere. She might take out someone’s eye or worse.

Did she mind? Nope, the price of beauty is worth it to her. Which is good for her, but my waist is hurting just looking it. Ouch.

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